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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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A Vectra in it's natural environment-

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Lol it looks like someone built a shrine to show of how crap the car is :P

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    • Paramanic
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      every driver hates vauxhall lol even vauxhall drivers hate vauxhall lol if i remember i got this from a vauxhall corsa forum that my mate (which has a Corsa) gave it to me years ago i found this in m

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      ermmmm...perhaps the blasphemous folk need to be reminded, and recite this again The Fords Prayer Our Focus, the ST is heaven Hallowed be the Escort The Mustang comes Thy Edge

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      aimed at the older corsa driver is a new system dubbed MLA - Middle Lane Assist - which relies on a series of sophisticated sensors to detect if the driver is displaying anything resembling correct mo

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    Corsa gets destroyed at 6:25.

    http://youtu.be/hIJ7ihNzKRU

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    Lol if he just slammed on the brakes instead of swerving he might have been ok. This is why you slow down and check if anything is coming from the side even if the light is green ;)

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    Lol if he just slammed on the brakes instead of swerving he might have been ok. This is why you slow down and check if anything is coming from the side even if the light is green ;)

    Apparently vauxall drivers are exempt from that

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    Apparently vauxall drivers are exempt from that

    Yes especially old Corsas :P

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    [RAW] Man Drives Car In Reverse Off Tow Truck To …:

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    OK, the app doesn't want to let me post a link to YouTube.

    Basically, it's a video of a bloke reversing an Astra off the back of a tow truck in an attempt to avoid paying a fine.

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    Damn, beaten to it!

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    ...!Removed!, I've just ordered Chinese from a place that has the address 'Vauxhall Street' how many warning points am I going to get????!?!? :(

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    ...!Removed!, I've just ordered Chinese from a place that has the address 'Vauxhall Street' how many warning points am I going to get????!?!? :(

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    It probably won't get to you ha ha food poisening.....

    I heard they make there food on scrapped vauxhalls and there oil is old engine oil from scrapped vauxhalls.... Half the time there appliances don't work

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    Then there's Vauxhall station near Waterlo, which is home of the Kia oval ironically.

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    ...!Removed!, I've just ordered Chinese from a place that has the address 'Vauxhall Street' how many warning points am I going to get????!?!? :(

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    Must have been the Sizzling China?

    Should have gone to the one in Ford (The Seven Up).

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    ...!Removed!, I've just ordered Chinese from a place that has the address 'Vauxhall Street' how many warning points am I going to get????!?!? :(

    Lol you should have checked their food hygiene rating, probably would have been zero.

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    So far so good lads, my backside is still attached...

    Must have got lucky.. Maybe driving it back in a ford counteracted the Vauxhall-ness...

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    What sort of exhaust system is this

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    Looks like a focus st/rs style exhaust

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    What sort of exhaust system is this

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    Looks like a focus st/rs style exhaust

    That actually looks ok, but what makes it a poor Vauxhall is that he's chosen a private plate that makes it look like the car is 13 years old :P

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    AB51 start, Bel ...

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    That actually looks ok, but what makes it a poor Vauxhall is that he's chosen a private plate that makes it look like the car is 13 years old :P

    Ermm phil it's on a vaxuxhall how can it look ok haha :p

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    That actually looks ok, but what makes it a poor Vauxhall is that he's chosen a private plate that makes it look like the car is 13 years old :P

    Go and take your medication now phil.

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    Ermm phil it's on a vaxuxhall how can it look ok haha :P

    Lol, it only looks good compared to some of the other Vauxhalls on this thread, compared to a Ford though it's still pretty shocking :P

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    I found one on my road, looks like the owner may be ashamed and removed it's name and badge in hope.

    I do wonder what he shoved up his exhaust though...

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    Ohh dear... That's one of those things that make a fake turbo noise typical vauxhall owner

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    Haha awesome upgrade

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