Cars can be worse than women though....

1) if your lady isn't a shoe shopper your guaranteed to be buying at least 2 pairs of shoes regularly

2)when a woman is miffed she says nothings wrong but will eventually shout at you or you will find our, cars cost about 100 quid just to find out what's wrong with them and even then they cost a damned site more to fix

3) cars will go and go but one day you have to let go and depending on your relationship status, waving the car off is probably harder than waving off a lady

I'm sure more will come to me...

"I'm sure more will come to me..." .... if you make it to daybreak that is...

Wife doesn't see what goes on here, it's my only safe haven

Fair play haha

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Absolutely, a wife free zone this, except for Lenny and Vicki of course

Absolutely, a wife free zone this, except for Lenny

Outrageous...

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Aye they are the exception, thankfully the Mrs is as bothered about the ins and outs of motoring as I am handbags and high heels, the only time she will be popping on the forum is if I pop my clogs and she needs help with my motor, by that point there is no punishment she can inflict on me...

Aye they are the exception, thankfully the Mrs is as bothered about the ins and outs of motoring as I am handbags and high heels, the only time she will be popping on the forum is if I pop my clogs and she needs help with my motor, by that point there is no punishment she can inflict on me...

You'd have to consider a jolly good haunting if she were to part ex the Mondy for a Vauxhall (mondy+cash!) though yeh?

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Haunting wouldn't even start to cover it Ian....

LOL at Haunting the wife.

and herein lies an improvement....

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/man-fled-car-just-minutes-8172421?ref=BreakingNewsTeesside&utm_medium=facebook

Haha Iove how the firemen are rushing (not) to put the fire out

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Shame I actually quite like those Astras.

Absolutely, never the less though it's an improvement :-D

Hahaha, wonder if he'll get a fine for being in a bus lane as well?!!

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Hahaha, wonder if he'll get a fine for being in a bus lane as well?!!

And attempting to set fire to a bus stop, that's arson :P

Oh the joys of vauxhall ownership, for the number of vauxhall fires I have seen compared to the one I have heard here (rip pauls) if they don't end up on their roof they end up in flames.

Another one in its foetal position.

I apologise for the abrupt word at the end

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Swearing

Sorry paul, can't allow that.

If you want to edit the image and blank out most of the letters in the last word you are welcome to repost it :)

Sorry Alex is this better

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That'll do.

Quite true too, lol.

Well on way home the other day and spotted this and ma mate took this video lol
A Vauxhall exhaust is hitting the ground and sparks are everywhere lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJI3POwxd60&list=UUfbkCxqQRXVUzTsoYSYeWow

cant get video to show lol

What a POS.

I appreciate that you're trying to get a decent video, only thing I'd say is that getting that close might not have been so wise if the damn thing came off!!

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