Caravans or rolling roadblocks?

Effectively the same thing.:)

True that. Top gear and brainiac are good at ridding the world of them

Ouch.... Shame we don't have more of the astra to mock...

And it's in the V*****l fecal position as well. :-)

Gotta get myself a caravan... Will cruise round the some of the town trying to find Clive...

Actually Clive, saw a couple of your partners in crime sitting in the new costa drive through today, had a bit if a chuckle as it was extremely slow moving so I was hoping for their sake there wasn't going to be an emergency...

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If Clive happens to be in North or West Devon don't bother coming the extra few miles into cornwall we don't need you, cheers.

I cover all of south Devon and down as far as Bodmin when on specialist search shouts.

Gotta get myself a caravan... Will cruise round the some of the town trying to find Clive...

I'll be the impatient one behind the caravan swearing.

I cover all of south Devon and down as far as Bodmin when on specialist search shouts.

I was thinking more of if he was coming on a social residential sort of visit, hahahahaha.

Actually Clive, saw a couple of your partners in crime sitting in the new costa drive through today, had a bit if a chuckle as it was extremely slow moving so I was hoping for their sake there wasn't going to be an emergency...

Haven't had the pleasure of the drive thru yet.

Not a bad idea though, it is a bit Q tonight so far.

I was thinking more of if he was coming on a social residential sort of visit, hahahahaha.

I love Cornwall, Am I banned now?

:(

I'll be the impatient one behind the caravan swearing.

I generally save my swearing for after I get past the caravan burden.

Haven't had the pleasure of the drive thru yet.

Not a bad idea though, it is a bit Q tonight so far.

Dangerous words, them!! ;)

I love Cornwall, Am I banned now?

:(

Not unless you bring a caravan, people of Devon are more than welcome to visit but they mustn't stay for too long:D

We have a saying in Grimsby and Cleethorpes regarding tourists from deepest, darkest Yorkshire...

Come fe' day, stay fe' week!

We have a saying in Grimsby and Cleethorpes regarding tourists from deepest, darkest Yorkshire...

Come fe' day, stay fe' week!

Don't even get us boys down here started on local sayings, us have all the best ones down here no one knows what we are about when they come on holiday.

Not unless you bring a caravan, people of Devon are more than welcome to visit but they mustn't stay for too long:D

How about tents? :)

How about tents? :)

Seeing as you are sort of local I can accept that as a fair trade off as long as you support the local pasty shops with a generous order.

Dangerous words, them!! ;)

We never say the full word, only Q.

To say the full word calls upon the ancient Greek Gods of mayhem and all manners of s**t kicks off.

Same at sea..."Ohh, this looks to be a Q**** watch..."

*WHAM* Neptune himself responds with bad weather, a thousand fishing vessels and a few ships not acting in accordance with the IRPCS

It is generally acceptable to say "good watch" because you can twist the meaning of good quite easily :D

Same at sea..."Ohh, this looks to be a Q**** watch..."

*WHAM* Neptune himself responds with bad weather, a thousand fishing vessels and a few ships not acting in accordance with the IRPCS

It is generally acceptable to say "good watch" because you can twist the meaning of good quite easily :D

That's exactly it.

If you say the forbidden word in my job and get caught then you have to pay a pastry penalty.

Copious doughnuts are usually the result.

That's exactly it.

If you say the forbidden word in my job and get caught then you have to pay a pastry penalty.

Copious doughnuts are usually the result.

You see the cornish based fuzz would be buying pasties rather than donuts it's a healthier option.

Nothing wrong with a nice oggy.

It's not a bad drive thru to be honest... Bit limited, I mean it is a blooming coffee shop.. I find myself wanting to say "one large bucket of chicken and a coke"... Instead I have to say "a large coffee" (or some metro variance of which I won't disclose!) which isn't exactly as exciting....

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And it's in the V*****l fecal position as well. :-)

I actually didn't notice that! Then again it was posted as I was being released from prison....

Don't even get us boys down here started on local sayings, us have all the best ones down here no one knows what we are about when they come on holiday.

You clearly haven't heard the ancient language of geordie....

We never say the full word, only Q.

To say the full word calls upon the ancient Greek Gods of mayhem and all manners of s**t kicks off.

Often any words that can b linked to q via a thesaurus can also start the same hellish rain of crazy I have found. Last time I worked on a help desk on a weekend, I said that it was peaceful.... All of a sudden the phones let up and there was only 4 of us in the office... That day there was mass issues with the Internet providers. Another time I said it was rather slow and the BT tunnel had a fire and crazy town came back. Finally my all time favoured.... I said it was a rather satisfying and manageable pace.... Then the BT central exchange caught fire.

Let this be a warning kids... Tempt fate and he will laugh at you, however try to be a smart donkey and defy the rules of temptations and he will come up do the old happy slap in your face, kick you square in your ghoolies then make sweet sweet love to your goldfish....

...surprised after the second effort you weren't marched outside and shot.. let alone be allowed to speak to let you say the third effort!

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