Looks like he went for the optional wooden body kit :P

Optional? It's standard isn't it? :p

Tasteful.

Eek!

There's nothing like having an exhaust pipe for each cylinder. Each of which looks bigger than its cylinder.

Eek!

Is it some perverse morbid curiosity that continues to bring you back to this thread?

The ONLY thing I like about that Astra is the colour. A standard one is fine, but not in the same league as a MK1 Focus.

Sounded that bad it was like someone fireing a gun

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Sounded that bad it was like someone fireing a gun

I'd rather have the bin.

Sounded that bad it was like someone fireing a gun

Don't you mean it sounded so bad someone was firing a gun at it?

I'd rather have the bin.

looooool. There's probably more storage space in it. Looks better too.

Don't you mean it sounded so bad someone was firing a gun at it?

looooool. There's probably more storage space in it. Looks better too.

Less crap in it as well. ;)

A lovely example.

No Chris, the L means Lame, not lovely

A lovely example.

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My eyes actually hurt after looking at that...

It doesn't even look like the owner actually cares for it!

Nothing says "I really don't give a flying f.." more than an L plate held on by parcel tape & gaffa tap...

He couldn't afford to change all the wheels then . Or put the door mirror on straight. Looks like the edges of the numberplate had to be cut off as well in order to get it to fit.

It really is ready for the crusher.

It would be an insult to even call it a shed.

What a POS.

Here's a funny vid, especially the Fiesta vs Corsa bit: http://youtu.be/WSH_b-8IgDY?t=1m

"Euro rice" lol that's a good way to describe all these Vauxhalls.

It would be an insult to even call it a shed.

What a POS.

The contents of my toilet bowl are offended by that!!

A lovely example.

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And the poor thing isn't even on the Motor Insurance Database!

That's because the driver no doubt put it to its natural featus position... On its roof!

That's because the driver no doubt put it to its natural featus position... On its roof!

I mis-read that as fecal position...

To be fair it's more accurate

I saw the aftermath of an accident on my way home today where someone had driven into the back of someone else at a roundabout entrance. Fair bit of damage to both cars, the back one was steaming. No prizes for guessing that it was an astra estate!