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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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At least they are better looking than Corsas

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      every driver hates vauxhall lol even vauxhall drivers hate vauxhall lol if i remember i got this from a vauxhall corsa forum that my mate (which has a Corsa) gave it to me years ago i found this in m

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      ermmmm...perhaps the blasphemous folk need to be reminded, and recite this again The Fords Prayer Our Focus, the ST is heaven Hallowed be the Escort The Mustang comes Thy Edge

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      aimed at the older corsa driver is a new system dubbed MLA - Middle Lane Assist - which relies on a series of sophisticated sensors to detect if the driver is displaying anything resembling correct mo

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    And spend less time on their backs

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    Can't beat Italian hatches!

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    I recall a story about a Lumberjack that used his favourite axe for 20 years.

    He only changed the head twice and the handle 3 times ;)

    Reminds me of Trigger from Only Fools and Horses when he is talking about the broom he had for 20 years.

    Trigger - " This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time."

    Sid - " How the hell can it be the same b.l.o.o.d.y broom then?"

    Trigger - "Well here's a picture of it, what more proof do you need?"

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    Another one off the road.

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    You get a free Bluetooth headset with a bmw ;) (every bmw driver has one in there ear) lol

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    ...As demonstrated here by Jeremy Clarkson

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    I'm afraid to say guys but focus won't be attending ford fair 2015

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    I'm afraid to say guys but focus won't be attending ford fair 2015

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    What's occurring Paul?

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    His engine lost a fight with combustion... :-(

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    RIP Focus. But do we know what he's getting to replace it?

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    He's not had clarity of to bury or repair yet so it would seem...

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    Just read his thread that's really bad luck hope he gets it sorted soon.

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    I'm afraid to say guys but focus won't be attending ford fair 2015

    That's a shame, I hope you manage to fix it or get something nice to replace it ;). What happened to it?

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    No had a major fire break out in the engine bay guys and I'm afraid the engine bay lost

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    No had a major fire break out in the engine bay guys and I'm afraid the engine bay lost

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    oh god hope u get it sorted soon any idea what led too the fire?

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    Says in his other thread. :)

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    oh god hope u get it sorted soon any idea what led too the fire?

    Heat, oxygen and fuel... At a guess..

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    Another one bites the dust, but sad story behind it. This corsa was hit by a Mclaren MP4-12C, and both drivers died sadly.

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    Corsa vs a Pothole. Who will emerge victorious:

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    That Corsa didn't look too good!

    I like this one. ;)

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    Saw in the papers that the North East had two head ons in two nights, both involving a vauxhall and also there was another that fell into it's faecal position

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    Corsa vs a Pothole. Who will emerge victorious:

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    That's one hell of a pot hole

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    Saw in the papers that the North East had two head ons in two nights, both involving a vauxhall and also there was another that fell into it's faecal position

    Hehe - that's stuck now hasn't it?! :D
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    I know you mean foetal position but faecal fits a thread about Vaux**lls very well.

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