It's not a bad drive thru to be honest... Bit limited, I mean it is a blooming coffee shop.. I find myself wanting to say "one large bucket of chicken and a coke"... Instead I have to say "a large coffee" (or some metro variance of which I won't disclose!) which isn't exactly as exciting....

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You've confirmed my suspicions Ian. Never did see the point of a 'Costa Drivethrough' lol

It'll be a Halfrauds Drivethorugh next;

'Hi can I help?'

'Yes, can I have a rear brakelight bulb for a 2006 Ford Focus?'

'OK, that'll be £15.99, let me just fetch you the wrong part; I'll be back in half an hour'!

Ok so rolling around a busy car park and I see this.... I'll let you guys choose the captions on this...

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Clearly didn't get the bay park on his practical

I thought I was parking by the kerbside...

Evidence pointing to the fact that the green P actually stands for Prat.

I disagree, I thought the p was for perfect parking on my test?

Or plonker? ;)

Pillark...?

Bearing in mind the rush I was in that P could very easily have been a C!

Tbf, I'd have been asking for trouble parking next to a Corsa...

Right...best be off to my new home 'Nissanownersclub'

Not long term I hope?

Lol, I love this Nissan, but tbh I'd probably think I'd love any 'new car'. Love the gadgets and the info about Eco driving etc... Plus it's a bigger car than the focus so I'm actually quite attracted to that.. Would love to test drive the Kuga actually... :)

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I remember when they first brought the green p out was ment to mean parking problems which for some reason over the last 15 years it was confused for a new driver sign obviously it means both for this person but seeing how other vauxhall park it should factory fitted to all vauxhalls

Signs and means 15 years ago

Red L = learner driver

Green L= new driver

Green P= parking problems

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Nothing to do with the topic but the new focus RS is coming

I'll try post a link later :p

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Looking sweet!

That looks pretty damn mean

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Looks like they used the rear diffuser from a Kuga though.

Front end of da RS

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Looks like they used the rear diffuser from a Kuga though.

You will get the handsfree tailgate then:lol:

You will get the handsfree tailgate then:lol:

Already got one, It's called my Wife :d

Already got one, It's called my Wife :d

Very good.^_^

Already got one, It's called my Wife :d

Bet you daren't say that to her?

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Bet you daren't say that to her?

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Just did.

Still alive........for now :p

Just did.

Still alive........for now :p

I'm just wondering do you have to kick her up the chuff to make her open the boot lid like you have to kick the bumper of the car to do the same job?

I'm just wondering do you have to kick her up the chuff to make her open the boot lid like you have to kick the bumper of the car to do the same job?

Now that would invite a curious relocation of my nad bag 6 inches up higher than recommended in the manufacturers tolerances.

Now that would invite a curious relocation of my nad bag 6 inches up higher than recommended in the manufacturers tolerances.

Are you trying to say that dinner would not be on the table at 6 if you initiated this sort of behaviour upon Le Mrs?