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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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Seeing as I do most of the cooking then probably not.

It's difficult to reach the hob when doubled over trying to coax the love spuds back to their default location ;)



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Seeing as I do most of the cooking then probably not.

It's difficult to reach the hob when doubled over trying to coax the love spuds back to their default location ;)

Anyone who buys a vauxhall out of warranty knows this feeling well, as do men who kick mrs' trumpet in an act of control.

So I am sat up at this silly hour and watching fast and furious 6 - for anyone who hasnt seen it, its a fantastic watch, if nothing else, you see lots of destroyed cop cars - Astra's and Vectra's - oh its beautiful!

I noticed that as well made me chuckle when I saw it

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Always nice to see a film depicting something sensible (not the Police crashing part of course). :d

So I am sat up at this silly hour and watching fast and furious 6 - for anyone who hasnt seen it, its a fantastic watch, if nothing else, you see lots of destroyed cop cars - Astra's and Vectra's - oh its beautiful!

Your clearly delusional forget the vauxhalls just look at the women that are playing a part of destroying the vauxhalls that's the real value in this film.:D

Haha yeah. ;-)

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In this case it stands for "Rest In Pieces" :P

Edit: or maybe "Rust In Pieces" is more apt.

Don't get me wrong I am certainly no expert... However I'd put money on it that that driver was doing a smidge over the speed limit....

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Haha yeah il go with rust ;)

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I may lose a friend he's buying his 4th astra, you would have thought he would have got the message by now, although this is someone who thinks the black astra on the first few pages with green wheels looks good.:angry:

Ohh the vauxhall dan haha :p

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Oh dear...

I'm afraid that's the end of the run for me guys the focus didn't come of so im soon to be a owner of a 52 plate Audi A3 1.8 20v but will be keeping my account active and will still be attending ford fest next year thanks for having me as part of the family have a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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http://www.carthrottle.com/this-is-what-happens-if-you-hit-a-crash-barrier-ramp/

I'm guessing they used an Astra to make it more realistic ;)

...and the fact it didn't learn from it's first mistake and crashed again...

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I think Vauxhall started offering Astra's as free demonstration vehicles when they realised it gave the car a more attractive mid life facelift then what their engineers could evercome up with! lol

That, or.... They're just so unpopular, there's an abundance of them sat in storage compounds on disused airfields.

I think Vauxhall started offering Astra's as free demonstration vehicles when they realised it gave the car a more attractive mid life facelift then what their engineers could evercome up with! lol

That, or.... They're just so unpopular, there's an abundance of them sat in storage compounds on disused airfields.

Or their overwhelming recall numbers :lol:

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They have to make the "accident" as realistic as possible so use the car most likely to be involved in one

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Saw this and just had to post haha

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  • 2 weeks later...

Wonder if this paint ends up falling off the walls and ending up upside down on the floor?

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Still looking for the Focus or Ford brand :lol: must be sold out because its so good..

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