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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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No makes Ya walls drink paint like a vectra drinks fuel haha :p

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Haha yeah it spontaneously combust lpl

Wonder if this paint ends up falling off the walls and ending up upside down on the floor?

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Still looking for the Focus or Ford brand :lol: must be sold out because its so good..

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It's not too bad actually lol

Never noticed the Vectra branding on it when I bought some mid-last year lol

It's better than the B&Q stuff!!

The Vectra stuff looks crap and patchy when you put it on, but when it's dry, it looks quite good. The B&Q stuff looks like it goes on well but dries to be really thin and patchy

Haha so what your saying is that the root of the vectra is patchy, messy and horrible underneath but after a few coats of paint that dry it looks better? Yeah that defines vauxhall through and through...

It dries to a very good, strong coat...unlike its namesake which despite looking slightly better for a lick of paint is still crap underneath lol

Went for some leyland paint I think. Only for a undercoat.

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Found this on a 'dodgy parking website' :lol:

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Haha, I drove past a corsa that lost a fight yesterday, I need to try dig it out of the dashcam...

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This was at Christmas every twit in his vauxhall was out in force !

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This was at Christmas every twit in his vauxhall was out in force !

Lol, he'd probably say "I'm in the lines, what's your problem?" :P

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I was hoping the saxo driver was going to come out and just reverse leaving a big free mark down his side

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I keep spotting this at work. Not entirely sure what colour they were going for (and seemingly ran out of?) (pre winter photo, I'm not in a magical green place)

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You sure it's not 'supposed' to look like that - the look they were going for?

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I hope not. It gets worse the closer you go to it.

It looks like it should still have the white writing on the panels that only scrap yards do ;)

Unfortunately no pictures/videos, but saw a gold Vauxhall convertible today (hood up at the time) with the flashing red grill strip that the knight rider car had... Looked pants..

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Paint faded....horrible body kit...huge over the top exhaust....chicken wire grills....1.2l engine noise....., all these things and the guy felt the need to display that sticker in the window !! Seriously don't advertise further that you drive a vauxhall !!

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The reason ford badges get wrecked is the acid from all the cans of Dutch Gold in the Saliva of all the Vauxhall drivers in your area

The scum are spitting on your superior blue oval badge corroding it.

Lol

Or all the frustrated girlfriends of corsa drivers rubbing themselves against a real car.

Or all the frustrated girlfriends of corsa drivers rubbing themselves against a real car.

ugh snail trail :lol:

Haha snail trail compliments to the oval... Just wondering if anyone brave enough to sniff a failing badge, and see if there is a corsa around...

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Haha, whilst it's funny, its also pathetic that tourists think if you live somewhere they want to visit, you either must not own a car, or you must own one of stone Colour so it can blend in for their pictures...

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