They'll probably have to pay a scrap yard £5k for the inconvenience of looking at it while they crush it :P

To be fair I recon a skip bought new costs more than that, we could buy it, cut the roof off and rent it to our members as a skip. Double whammy, laugh at it, destroy it and get our money back renting it out :-D

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tight-squeeze-mum-stuck-car-5181932

Typical Audi ar*ehole. My dads A4 was that colour, it was about the only good thing about that car....

Now for an Audi joke;

What is the difference between an Audi and a Porcupine?

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Porcupines have pr*cks on the outside.

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tight-squeeze-mum-stuck-car-5181932

I'm confused, how did they have any mirrors left...

I'm confused, how did they have any mirrors left...

I'm confused how she didn't climb out boot or roll window down and punch fek out there window when they other person had pulled up either way a would have wrecked there car or them of they didn't move

I'm confused how she didn't climb out boot or roll window down and punch fek out there window when they other person had pulled up either way a would have wrecked there car or them of they didn't move

Haha, effort though :/

Haha, effort though :/

Would be worth it but she had a Corsa a would have ploughed through the Audi if a had a ghyte car like that

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tight-squeeze-mum-stuck-car-5181932

Lol, I know it's clear what happened there, but I still blame the Vauxhall. Maybe the Audi driver was just trying to damage the Corsa in some way, and who can blame them :P

Oh dear... I must admit whilst I don't like corsa, I have a soft spot for young mothers with young kids, so in this case I express sympathy with the young woman, car aside no one deserving of that

If it was me I would have pulled my car out by climbing in the car somehow, then I would have stopped and accidentally fallen with key in hand over every panel, and they also would have had me fall into the car, but being a self saving individual, I would have thrust my stick into the cars bodywork to save myself from hitting the deck...

She's almost hot enough to overlook the fact she drives a Crapsa

They're even making sculptures out of Vauxhalls preferred position.......!!

My friends are buying a vauxhall today, I'm praying for their souls...

Think they've sold their soul..to the devil. Too late to save them now.

Are these people still your friends James?

He ment to write his ex friends

They are still my friends, I told them if they crash into me their life won't be worth living. As they are my best friends I won't be discarding them, but I think I reserve the right to laugh if it falls apart. I'm wondering if I would. Be kind enough to offer assistance I'm helping fix it.... I don't think i would wish them throwing all that money in the bin so I would probably help them, and stay it's insides when they aren't looking lol

Don't let them park too close to your house though in case of any cross infection

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Oh dear the vaudi I'd back back again...

It just looks wrong in so many ways...

James I have taken this prayer from pulp fiction for your use upon the lost souls you call friends.

Read this to them every time they say vauxhall, think vauxhall, breath vauxhall or even look at the site of a vauxhall

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil vauxhall drivers. Blessed is he, who in the name of ford owners and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children"

Feel free to leave out the part where you shoot them in the back of the head with a western although I would recommend this for everyone safety

Hahaha

Edited version sorry for above version

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