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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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post-57397-142495367418_thumb.jpg it's got Clio alloys on hahaha

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      every driver hates vauxhall lol even vauxhall drivers hate vauxhall lol if i remember i got this from a vauxhall corsa forum that my mate (which has a Corsa) gave it to me years ago i found this in m

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      ermmmm...perhaps the blasphemous folk need to be reminded, and recite this again The Fords Prayer Our Focus, the ST is heaven Hallowed be the Escort The Mustang comes Thy Edge

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      aimed at the older corsa driver is a new system dubbed MLA - Middle Lane Assist - which relies on a series of sophisticated sensors to detect if the driver is displaying anything resembling correct mo

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    oh look, its in its second favoured posture - bonnet up - something is wrong!

    As for the clio alloys, well.... can you really call it a corsa if it has clio alloys... maybe he is hoping thats the case!

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    I seen it on fb and and I seen a guy write my tyre is flat does this mean my alloy is bent haha !

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    oh look, its in its second favoured posture - bonnet up - something is wrong!

    Yeah it's a bit different for us Ford owners. A Ford with the bonnet up means the owner is showing off their modified engine, whereas a Vauxhall with the bonnet up means the owner is trying to fix their broken engine :P

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    Or attempting to find it ! :)

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    & found a couple of rubber bands . . . :)

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    Hairdryer powered . . :)

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    One thing's for sure - it won't look like this :

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    An engine lol

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    defo wont look like that, you put that ford engine in a Vauxhall you will be left with 2 cars as it will rip itself to bits

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    Sigh.... I need a van, some of the more affordable ones are Vauxhalls :(

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    Sigh.... I need a van, some of the more affordable ones are Vauxhalls :(

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    Just don't pretend it's cool and never ever relax enough to actually *like* it... Then you might get out alive!

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    If you buy that thing, we expect to see it battered, bruised, beaten and massacred!

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    Well if someone wants to chuck me a decent transit then I'm happy to oblige...

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    If you buy a Vau-- (Hell I can't even bring myself to say the full word) I'll pull you over every day ;)

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    If you buy a Vau-- (Hell I can't even bring myself to say the full word) I'll pull you over every day ;)

    I better go to the wholesalers for pooch treats then :lol:

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    Forget the dogs, It's me you'll need to bribe :d

    Custard doughnuts preferred ;)

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    that is abuse of power, donuts in exchange for not being pulled over for vauxhell ownership....:p

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    I'd scarf the doughnuts and still nick him :p

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    I'll see whether any judges drive Vauxhalls... If yes then I'm going for it! Police harassment lawsuit could pay it off :lol:

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    I'm going to sit at the end of your road now. ;)

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    Have fun, it'll be a long night :lol:

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    Hm, I've seen suspicious activity near your premises.

    I think I may have to effect a dynamic entry in case there is a risk to life.

    Knock knock bang!!! :p

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    Just do me a favour and leave the door open, I think I left my keys inside and I'm walking the dog.....

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    Just do me a favour and leave the door open, I think I left my keys inside and I'm walking the dog.....

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    Will do ;)

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