(Trying not to laugh) :p

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That looks good, he's just trying to lower his centre of gravity for better handling lol.

I burst out laughing and told my wife it made my day.

Even God hates corsa, he had 360 degrees to push it over and he chose right there...

Watching police interceptors - not sure what episode/season etc, but they just showed us their Audi A4 estate which got destroyed by a corsa!!!

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Nice spoiler!

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I swear to god that Corsa and Clio owners give young drivers a bad name.

I swear to god that Corsa and Clio owners give young drivers a bad name.

Yeah they drive like morons and I'm 90% sure TRY to wreck their engines... The number of times I'm crusing in my fiesta and they go shooting past, no idea how the engine manages to stay in one piece, must be revving so high!

Having said that whenever I see a corsa on the dual carriageway I simply *must* overtake. Earlier one went for the overtake on me and I sped up to stop them.... they gave up and tucked in behind me. Felt gooooooood.

Yeah they drive like morons and I'm 90% sure TRY to wreck their engines... The number of times I'm crusing in my fiesta and they go shooting past, no idea how the engine manages to stay in one piece, must be revving so high!

Having said that whenever I see a corsa on the dual carriageway I simply *must* overtake. Earlier one went for the overtake on me and I sped up to stop them.... they gave up and tucked in behind me. Felt gooooooood.

I suppose that the noise they make gives other road users a clear warning that an utter prat is approaching.

I suppose that the noise they make gives other road users a clear warning that an utter prat is approaching.

Haha so true!

Haha so true!

What on earth would make someone even consider buying a Corsa? And I say that as a young driver myself

What on earth would make someone even consider buying a Corsa? And I say that as a young driver myself

They're cheap and have lots of features that look good. It's that simple! Yeah I'm only 21, wouldn't have one if someone paid me to take it lol :P

Just a few I found :p

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That first one is absolutely brilliant!

Not sure if this one has been posted yet

Shame I haven't got the möbius properly set up or I'd back this up with a video

I had a Vauxhall insignia harshly overtake me today for daring to do the 40 speed limit, nearly taking the front wing off my car as he did so! Caught up with him at the lights in the very next village so he really didn't get far I then actually laughed out loud as he pulled away - reems of blue smoke from his exhaust signalling something was very broken, must've been embarrassing bless him as he then overtook a long line of cars - in a rush to get to the garage before it gave up the ghost?

His number plate was fully obscured as well with filth, to the point when even when I was behind him at those lights I couldn't make out a single number/ letter

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thats a feature, he doesnt need a garage, its a modification to his motor, its called smokescreen and is freely available on any vauxhall.

thats a feature, he doesnt need a garage, its a modification to his motor, its called smokescreen and is freely available on any vauxhall.

Yes, it's part of the "Stealth Pack" which also includes a number plate which is always covered in dirt :P

That's the one.

I would do this too:

http://instagram.com/p/0FnXbXILZ9/

I would do this too:

http://instagram.com/p/0FnXbXILZ9/

Only way you'd get me driving that heap of rubbish.

The guy made a mistake there though.

He cut eye holes ;)

I would do this too:

http://instagram.com/p/0FnXbXILZ9/

Looks like the KKK hate Vauxhalls now...

The guy made a mistake there though.

He cut eye holes ;)[/quote

Definitely, no holes and tie/tape it tightly round the neck....

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HAHA Came across this today!
"White van man nearly blows himself up while polishing dashboard"
Even cleaning isnt good enough for Vauxhall owners even the sprays are saying they have a banger

Full link here
http://www.sheptonmalletjournal.co.uk/White-van-man-nearly-blows-polishing-dashboard/story-26141872-detail/story.html

Pahahahahaha