I saw some guy this morning who had pulled over in a corsa vxr and was doing something with his passenger door. Maybe it was one of those wrapped cars like they had on top gear where you have to stop and clean flies off whenever you hit one? Or maybe the door was just falling off and he was taping it back on. Either way it seemed quite amusing.

was on fb this morning and well thought you would like this a made :P

was on fb this morning and well thought you would like this a made :P

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I love how someone in the comments referred to it as a "time machine" lol!

I love how someone in the comments referred to it as a "time machine" lol!

I think it says "fine machine" but that's just as incorrect as calling it a time machine lol.

I think it says "fine machine" but that's just as incorrect as calling it a time machine lol.

Lol true! I was viewing it mega zoomed out and it wouldn't go bigger haha! But yes, equally incorrect!

I think the response was very much appropriate!

Silly woman, she didn't even get a facelifted one!

Silly woman, she didn't even get a facelifted one!

I know, that shape seems sooo old now. (And it has always been ugly in my eyes)

Silly woman, she didn't even get a facelifted one!

She'll have a facelifted one when there's a lamppost embedded into the bumper.

Vauxhalls eat dogs :(

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Wtf?

What the chuff?

Must have been looking for the 'cat' ;)

Haha

Just goes to show...a Corsa's bark really is worse than it's (over)bite

I'm still trying to work out whether Corsa's are designing to heavily lean to one side when taking a corner or if it's just user error.

It's by design, it helps them into the feacial position

Maybe that's why so many drivers of them appear to be in the middle of the car when you look in your rear view mirror, they're attempting to counterbalance it!

Haha, I spotted a poor vauxhall this evening in my rear view mirror. Got to our local police station and Mr corsa was creeping forward over the line at the Red light. Repeatedly, so I just sat there, saw glimpsing out the corner of my eye he was looking over at me, he then found terrible terrible song, and turned it up loud enough to annoy everyone. He started nudging forward again...

I watched the pedestrian crossing, went from green to off, so knew what was coming, he kept nudging and nudging... He put his anchors on and the light went amber and I was gone. Disappeared with him far behind me I think he started to try and catch up and realised no car in hells chance...

I got to the next roundabout where I was doing a u turn (lots of roadworks there, couldn't turn right!) and as I was sat up on the hill at the roundabout waiting, he finally sent down into the tunnel below me. Not sure what engine he had but he was revving it to heavens and back. I need to get the sd cards out the car later and I might have it on their.

Happy now Jeebs? Two birds with one stone and all that! :D

Balance is restored :-D

It's very important to keep traffic cones dry, that car did a good thing in sacrificing itself. I guess the other one just wanted to join in?

It's very important to keep traffic cones dry, that car did a good thing in sacrificing itself. I guess the other one just wanted to join in?

The cone is worth more than both cars combined so it makes sense to save it

Hahaha, I was going to say, I think the traffic cone was warning everyone that there's a vauxhall parked up long before the flood...

Either that or it's like a cardinal buoy to stop 'Ford boats' crashing into it...

And what's that other car hiding behind the fence? I'd like to think it's a Ford because its owner was smart enough to not try to drive through 6ft of water ;)