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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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Looks like a Hyundai i30.

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    • Paramanic
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      every driver hates vauxhall lol even vauxhall drivers hate vauxhall lol if i remember i got this from a vauxhall corsa forum that my mate (which has a Corsa) gave it to me years ago i found this in m

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      ermmmm...perhaps the blasphemous folk need to be reminded, and recite this again The Fords Prayer Our Focus, the ST is heaven Hallowed be the Escort The Mustang comes Thy Edge

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      aimed at the older corsa driver is a new system dubbed MLA - Middle Lane Assist - which relies on a series of sophisticated sensors to detect if the driver is displaying anything resembling correct mo

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    I'm just wondering if this vauxhall bashing will ever get boring........

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    Looks like a Hyundai i30.

    Lent to a Ford driver by the garage whilst his gets a service...

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    I'm just wondering if this vauxhall bashing will ever get boring........

    Judging by the length of this thread we're still enjoying it lol.

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    Judging by the length of this thread we're still enjoying it lol.

    It's took half of my lunch hour the other day to catch up

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    What about we start a new thread, "Spot the poor BMW/Porsche/Audi"? :D

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    What about we start a new thread, "Spot the poor BMW/Porsche/Audi"? :D

    It's got to be one for each the potential is off the scale.:lol:

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    Looks like it must be done at once!

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    It's took half of my lunch hour the other day to catch up

    I know what you mean, if I don't check this forum for a few days I end up with about a hundred replies to read through lol.

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    I've just seen a CUSTARD yellow 02 reg Corsa. Absolutely vile colour

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    I'm just wondering if this vauxhall bashing will ever get boring........

    Short answer.... Never

    Long answer, when you hate something enough not even hearing it a thousand times makes it boring...

    What about we start a new thread, "Spot the poor BMW/Porsche/Audi"? :D

    Nah, doesn't have the same affect. Plus we know they look better when smashed up than a corsa ever will, and they even drive better too

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    Well then you'll be pleased to know in my thread I've included some Vauxhall related content. :P

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    Offensive comments only Chris, we will not tolerate pleasantries towards that brand here!

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    Well you'll have to see for yourself! :D

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    I was away over the weekend on a course with Cadets.

    There was a stunning 19yo instructor with quite possibly the nicest !Removed! I've ever seen...(sshh...I know I'm 27 - but it was a very nice bottom - the rest of her wasn't half bad either)

    Imagine my disappointment when she pulled a set of keys out of her pocket...for a Corsa

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    I was away over the weekend on a course with Cadets.

    There was a stunning 19yo instructor with quite possibly the nicest !Removed! I've ever seen...(sshh...I know I'm 27 - but it was a very nice bottom - the rest of her wasn't half bad either)

    Imagine my disappointment when she pulled a set of keys out of her pocket...for a Corsa

    Pics or it didn't happen! ....... :P

    I joke.... I think i'd let her off driving a Corsa though ;)

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    I was away over the weekend on a course with Cadets.

    There was a stunning 19yo instructor with quite possibly the nicest !Removed! I've ever seen...(sshh...I know I'm 27 - but it was a very nice bottom - the rest of her wasn't half bad either)

    Imagine my disappointment when she pulled a set of keys out of her pocket...for a Corsa

    Lol, I think in this situation you can almost forgive the Vauxhall ownership, because at least some people can be persuaded to buy a different car :)

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    I was away over the weekend on a course with Cadets.

    There was a stunning 19yo instructor with quite possibly the nicest !Removed! I've ever seen...(sshh...I know I'm 27 - but it was a very nice bottom - the rest of her wasn't half bad either)

    Imagine my disappointment when she pulled a set of keys out of her pocket...for a Corsa

    OH what a deal breaker.

    You could always show her what a REAL car is like though (and not just the back seat (which is bigger anyway)) :p

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    haha, shame for the taste in motors... As Clive said, take her for a ride in a real car and see if you can pull her from the dark side (make of that what you will!)

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    Another favourable mention :lol:

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    I've just seen a CUSTARD yellow 02 reg Corsa. Absolutely vile colour

    Wit ye talking about it's a limited edition!!!

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    Ambrosia yellow. Lovely

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    My Mrs wasn't able to get any photos sadly, but we managed to spot 4 broken down Corsas on the M5 today

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    Check this out yo,

    Who would have though Astra wing mirrors would fit the Nissan Puke :lol:

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    A sticky end to a 15 plate Corsa! :D

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    Picture courtesy of Surrey Police.

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