jeebowhite Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I say competition in the loosest way possible.. how about "for a laugh" "Astra owner missed Vauxhall recall described as 'slight steering issue'" with an opening line of "a Ford owner was not too pleased that this proverbial hit his desk fan..." :p too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wase16ll Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 think the salesman now regrets telling the new owner "im so confident you wont have trouble with this car, im willing to put my house on it" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 "No!, the brake pedal is in the middle you moron!" Or "Hah!, one down, a few million more to go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hubby1959 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Husband to wife, "Honey, the garage is at the other end of the house" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Knight Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 "I didn't think watching Top Gear in 3D would be this realistic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Knight Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The Vauxhall Astra VXR comes with a Euro NCAP 5 star semi-detached safety rating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I reckin there's a ford dealers up the road from that house, The poor fella drove out of Vauxhall then spotted the new focus in the ford garage and couldn't stop staring. At least the airbag deployed on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted August 6, 2013 Author Share Posted August 6, 2013 lol, a few good ones there! Some more from me: "60 second makeover courtesy of Vauxhall" "Vauxhall sales pitch taken literally - Owner told car is so nimble - you could park it in your hallway" "DIY Garage goes wrong for one family" Slightly more adult: "Driver eager to test the new Park and 'Ride' service at local madam's ghetto" ... too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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