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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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Haha either h flew or was craned

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      every driver hates vauxhall lol even vauxhall drivers hate vauxhall lol if i remember i got this from a vauxhall corsa forum that my mate (which has a Corsa) gave it to me years ago i found this in m

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      ermmmm...perhaps the blasphemous folk need to be reminded, and recite this again The Fords Prayer Our Focus, the ST is heaven Hallowed be the Escort The Mustang comes Thy Edge

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      aimed at the older corsa driver is a new system dubbed MLA - Middle Lane Assist - which relies on a series of sophisticated sensors to detect if the driver is displaying anything resembling correct mo

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    Don't have a clue how it got up there

    Looks like the car was simply trying to mate with another metal object which is equally rusty :P

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    It used to be just a Ford dealer - these days they do Peugeot & Citroen too. Across the road is Stoneacre Fiat (on the left in the distance in the pic)

    I thought it said in the write up that oppersite ford dealer

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    It did indeed :-)

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    It is - Hartwell Ford is on the main road and Stoneacre is hidden round the corner a bit - Hartwell's service area is directly opposite the Stoneacre Forecourt

    I live down the road from there lol

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    It said the car didn't hit the railings, but they look a bit bent around the front of the car. Maybe from a prior vauxhall crash? :lol:

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    speaking bout vauxhall crashes there was a crash on the way home this morning between a nissan almera and a vauxhal corsa. looked like the corsa was indeed at fault for this matter yet again. I didnt get the chance to stop for photos as there wasnt much traffic going my way just the other way was affected thank god. But theres another corsa going to its right full place in hell

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    It said the car didn't hit the railings, but they look a bit bent around the front of the car. Maybe from a prior vauxhall crash? :lol:

    There's been a few incidents on that junction...so naturally, the council decided to act a few years ago...and altered the junction at the other end of Alexandra Road (if you're now asking "was that a bad junction?" or "did that help at all?" or even "are the council on this chuffin' planet?" Then answer to alll of the above is...NO)
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    There's been a few incidents on that junction...so naturally, the council decided to act a few years ago...and altered the junction at the other end of Alexandra Road (if you're now asking "was that a bad junction?" or "did that help at all?" or even "are the council on this chuffin' planet?" Then answer to alll of the above is...NO)

    Well, to be fair, if they left a Vauxhall imprint on those railings, then one could argue they used a bit of common sense!

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    Just spotted this holly God !

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    Just spotted this holly God !

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    ...words just can't describe how I feel when I see this...

    ..anyone got a spare Ferrari badge lying around?

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    There are some defications that truly deserve purification by fire...

    Zoom into the headlights looks like it also has eyelashes drawn on the bonnet...

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    ...words just can't describe how I feel when I see this...

    ..anyone got a spare Ferrari badge lying around?

    yeah hang on whilst i search through my archives i know i have it around here some place.............

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    yeah hang on whilst i search through my archives i know i have it around here some place.............

    Brilliant...

    Guess what lads.. I'll be driving a Ferrari soon...

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    Found this today thought u would all like it

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    Oh my god I never actually thought they could make a c***a look worse but that takes it to a whole other level

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    Hence why b&q are selling it at 30% off all sheds coz its a shed haha :p

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    Just spotted this holly God !

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    i think audi have a good case too sue vauxhall or just this driver for shaming there brand after they attached it to that corsa.

    I think vauxhall are now calling this the new Vauxhall corsa A3 hahah

    and oh there coming up in the world making sheds but id say they would collapse if you or i just blew it hahha

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    Tbh vauxhall have been making sheds for a long time :p

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    Tbh vauxhall have been making sheds for a long time :P

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    yeah but there not very good at it ;P

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    No they haven't quite perfected them yet still very unstable once built. :p

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    still manage to charge a ton for them even with 30% off

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    Yep that's Vauxhall over priced s##te :p

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    And they are often full of tools too :P

    Gold star for that comment! :lol:

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