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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

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Sounds about right :lol:

Seems to be a pattern forming. :d


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Love it lok

More like a Manureo :P

Took me a while :lol:

:DTo be fair though, I quite like some of the Monaro's

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The one doing the towing :)

A few more photos found on face book

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And what happens when ecotec steps in

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Lovely bit of classy romance:

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that would have warranted enullment!

Who ever turned up in that deserves to be jolted at the aultor :p

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Trying to give us ford drivers a bad name. Jealous of our good reliability haha :p

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I have to ask...what make was the police car?

If it was a Vauxhall...

I think it was a suicidal Ford Focus that tought it would seek revenge on a Vauxhall for all the trouble they have caused :p

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I have to ask...what make was the police car?

If it was a Vauxhall...

I was literally about to come back on here and post the same thing!!! :lol:

Most of our cars are now Astras apart from the dog sections still use Focus estates.

The Turner family is a well known bunch of scrotes in Plymouth.

I think I've arrested all of them at some point.

Surely not Clive. They must just be 'misunderstood'... you know, the sort of lads that crop up in the papers, with that 'he always had a cheeky smile' comment left by some family member after the prat gets himself annihilated somehow...

On a similar note, that guy who ended up in Sutton Harbour won't be pinching any more bicycles again..

Are you allowed to express such opinions Clive, I know how tight these rules are, although I'm not sure if the word !Removed! Is exempt lol :-P

Are you allowed to express such opinions Clive, I know how tight these rules are, although I'm not sure if the word !Removed! Is exempt lol :-P

Any views I post are personal and do not reflect the official policy of Devon & Cornwall Police.

(They are scrotes, pure and simple).

On a similar note, that guy who ended up in Sutton Harbour won't be pinching any more bicycles again..

Unfortunately I can't comment on this as it is an open IPCC investigation.

Any views I post are personal and do not reflect the official policy of Devon & Cornwall Police.

(They are scrotes, pure and simple).

So can u give views on what's legal and isn't Orr is that against police policy

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So can u give views on what's legal and isn't Orr is that against police policy

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I can advise on law policy and offer suitable advice where warranted, however it must be accepted that unless clearly stated then any posts I make are my personal views.

Much safer that than being hauled over the coals...

Definitely don't want a ear-bashing from Professional Standards.

To be fair Clive, the majority of ****bags that end up making the papers are career ****bags..

To be fair Clive, the majority of ****bags that end up making the papers are career ****bags..

Indeed they are, I see a lot of the same faces week in and week out.

Some of them even have a favourite cell.

this should sum it up

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Indeed they are, I see a lot of the same faces week in and week out.

Some of them even have a favourite cell.

Do you operate a reservation system? Could save time and effort with your regulars?

"Good afternoon, Cell Reservations"

"Ahh, yes, any chance No.2 will available on Thursday - from about 3pm?"

"Certainly sir, will you be requiring express collection?"

"Ooo...yes, yes I will please!"

"Usual pick up point?"

"Might as well!!"

"That's wonderful. Just to confirm that you're booked into No.2 - Thursday at 3pm. Your driver will alert you to his presence in the normal way - lights and sirens on"

"Excellent - look forward to seeing you! Bye now!"

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