Do you operate a reservation system? Could save time and effort with your regulars?

"Good afternoon, Cell Reservations"

"Ahh, yes, any chance No.2 will available on Thursday - from about 3pm?"

"Certainly sir, will you be requiring express collection?"

"Ooo...yes, yes I will please!"

"Usual pick up point?"

"Might as well!!"

"That's wonderful. Just to confirm that you're booked into No.2 - Thursday at 3pm. Your driver will alert you to his presence in the normal way - lights and sirens on"

"Excellent - look forward to seeing you! Bye now!"

Ohh god that hurts hahaha :p

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I think you could be on to something there. Could charge a reservation fee as well make a bit of profit on the side. I'll write to Teresa May see what she thinks.

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Could have a Lucky Dip too...or a Wheel of Fortune: Charges Edition...spice things up a bit there too!!

Group booking rate.

Get 3 days for the price of two.

Microwave meal, weak tea and wafer thin pee proof mattress thrown in.

No worse than the last B&B I stayed in...

Haha

Another example of a Vauxhall drivers lack of ability who hopefully will get locked up for a very long time. This happened last night a few miles from where I live

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/m62-wrong-way-crash-holmfirth-7938229

It completely baffles me how anyone can drive onto a motorway the wrong way

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Oh dear, managed to take out a few nice are there. The only way anyone has an excuse is if they have just come from abroad, it might take them a little while to adjust, but anyone who learned here....

Even if they come from another country the no entry signs all mean the same as far as I'm aware

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No worse than the last B&B I stayed in...

Wasn't in Plymouth was it?

Last time I was in Plymouth was onboard a ship lol

Last time I was in Plymouth was onboard a ship lol

Didn't they stop sending crims to Australia over 100 years ago? :p

Another example of a Vauxhall drivers lack of ability who hopefully will get locked up for a very long time. This happened last night a few miles from where I live

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/m62-wrong-way-crash-holmfirth-7938229

It completely baffles me how anyone can drive onto a motorway the wrong way

Shocking, they actually went back onto the motorway on the entry slip they came from, how did they not realize this? <_<

Here's a funny vid, yet another Corsa:

...what a knob..

Sorry, 'What a vauxhall driver'

Not content with always attacking Fords*

*some poetic licence used here..

I'm presuming once upon a time that was a coach or a bus...

Double decker

Here's another random vid, an Astra with a shockingly bad body kit, and a shockingly bad driver to go with it :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInkMXHkwdc

Haha, please tell me that's the same car!!!!

Yes it is! :D

It looks better on the second picture haha

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This. MADE my day lol. It's clearly the massive power output, they chose the wrong tyres and clearly the bicycle tyres just weren't enough to control such a powerful car.

It probably only hit a rabbit to cause this damage !b

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