Poor little fella!

How come her head is separate but his isn't?!

How come her head is separate but his isn't?!

What about her missing hands and feet too?

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What winds me up is that he probably pays less insurance than me and I drive safe he just drives like someone who trying to jump the queue in a&e

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To be fair, with that driving, I'm pretty sure he would end up jumping the queue in a&e...

To be fair, with that driving, I'm pretty sure he would end up jumping the queue in a&e...

To be fair, with that driving, he might not even make it out of the queue... ;)

To be fair, with that driving, he might not even make it out of the queue... ;)

I was going to say 'true'... but then again, we all know chances are an idiot like that would probably instantly kill the innocent oncoming motorist, get injured so badly that he lingers around in a coma and unconscious for about a month wasting everyones resources before eventually doing the decent thing and croaking...

Another example of why V*****ll drivers should be shot

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This was at our local hospital. I suppose it was close enough.

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surprised he didnt park the car in the A&E department ;)

thats a feature, he doesnt need a garage, its a modification to his motor, its called smokescreen and is freely available on any vauxhall.

they could use vauxhalls in the army could come in handy when they are out of smoke grenades......

Sarge: "Private throw a smoke grenade to cover our advances"

Private:"Sarge we are all out of smoke grenades"

Sarge:"Crap can you hot wire a car Private"

Private" Yes Sir i can"

Sarge:"good see that corsa over there go break in and hotwire it"

Private:"Good idea we can drive it up they wont expect anything"

Sarge:"No you idiot that car wont get a mile just park it at the edge or the wall and rev the crap out of it should provide enough smoke"

they could use vauxhalls in the army could come in handy when they are out of smoke grenades......

Sarge: "Private throw a smoke grenade to cover our advances"

Private:"Sarge we are all out of smoke grenades"

Sarge:"Crap can you hot wire a car Private"

Private" Yes Sir i can"

Sarge:"good see that corsa over there go break in and hotwire it"

Private:"Good idea we can drive it up they wont expect anything"

Sarge:"No you idiot that car wont get a mile just park it at the edge or the wall and rev the crap out of it should provide enough smoke"

Very simple to hot wire a corsa as saw on TopGear

Take out hazard switch and re-insert uside down, push start lol

See video: https://youtu.be/VNdygguAMQA

Very simple to hot wire a corsa as saw on TopGear

Take out hazard switch and re-insert uside down, push start lol

See video: https://youtu.be/VNdygguAMQA

That was scarily easy! I wonder if it worked on Astras and Cavaliers etc of the same era?

Except it is a nova... Pedantic mode off. Word is it worked on mk2 cavs and astras too, but I could be wrong.

Mk3 Cavaliers with worn ignition barrels could be started with any Vauxhall key, as illustrated years ago when a mate of mine had a battered mk3, and my brother had a mint one. Said mate was parked on drive, bro says shift it, gets told to flock off, so my bro nicks it using his own keys and dumps it two streets away.

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I will pledge to buy every vauxhall driver in cornwall a ford if i win the euros tommorow night just to get them off the road.

I will pledge to buy every vauxhall driver in cornwall a ford if i win the euros tommorow night just to get them off the road.

....at least there will be a great increase in donor cars within about a week.. Will definitely drive the parts prices down!

Sad day yesterday :/

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^ Looks like a teeny Ka tried to take out a Vauxhall, but failed lol.

I applaud it's efforts, It may not have killed it, but I should think he gave him good hiding at least...

Spotted a T reg Corsa in its fecal position at the side of the A3 today.....it had been rolled a few times but was relatively intact from what I could see, don't know what happened. Shame it was a T reg, same age as me! :(

Hope everyone in it was ok and buys a Ford next time. :D

Friend of mine wrote her Corsa off. Going too fast around a bend and she ploughed into a tree. She'd not had it long...already had 2 flat tyres (which she didn't know how to change...)

She's just decided on a Fiat 500. Which is the same platform as Ka's are built on...so was the Corsa

^ That was awesome, especially the clip from fast & furious when they set off lol. I think Opels must be somehow better made than Vauxhalls, cos no Vauxhall could take all that punishment without bursting into flames or rolling over.

Love it! It always looks so much fun driving old cars like that around and smashing them up.

LOL!

LOL!

It's all too obvious they are hiding gold in them front chassis beams and the only way to extract it is to undress the car.

LOL!

Lol, I never even considered that theives could take parts off the car in that way, but they don't even need the keys and can steal some very valuable stuff. I wonder if they could even steal the engine, probably not without setting the alarm off but it would be interesting to see just how far they can go without the keys.