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Scum.

My neighbour opposite, who has a Mondeo and an Edge; bought his wife a Corsa for Christmas, it appeared yesterday with a big pink bow and ribbons on

Surely a Fiesta would have been a more desirable present: unless he's trying to force an end to the marriage :P

My neighbour opposite, who has a Mondeo and an Edge; bought his wife a Corsa for Christmas, it appeared yesterday with a big pink bow and ribbons on

Surely a Fiesta would have been a more desirable present: unless he's trying to force an end to the marriage :P

Why? Just... WHY!?

Even if you didn't dislike Vauxhall, why would you own two Fords and decide to buy a Vauxhall? What would be wrong with a third Ford?

Why? Just... WHY!?

Even if you didn't dislike Vauxhall, why would you own two Fords and decide to buy a Vauxhall? What would be wrong with a third Ford?

There's always the possibility of a drunken ebay purchase :P

We've all bought some odd things when drunk, a huge number of water filters for the iron, ten filters for the wrong vacuum cleaner (because 5 looks like 7???), a rabbi soft toy for the dog (you swear it said rabbit) etc..

There's always the possibility of a drunken ebay purchase :P

We've all bought some odd things when drunk, a huge number of water filters for the iron, ten filters for the wrong vacuum cleaner (because 5 looks like 7???), a rabbi soft toy for the dog (you swear it said rabbit) etc..

True, but the word "Vauxhall" is something that nobody should be tempted by, regardless of how inebriated they may be...

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Proof that lobotomy should never had been abolished.

Proof that lobotomy should never had been abolished.

Problem is, there would be no one skilled enough to remove 50% from something so small...

Problem is, there would be no one skilled enough to remove 50% from something so small...

True!

Problem is, there would be no one skilled enough to remove 50% from something so small...

A rodent neurologist?

or perhaps an amoeboid neurologist would be more fitting?

This afternoon's Tesco car park sitings include the indignity for a red Mk3 Focus ST, to have a decrepit fading pale blue Tigra, adorned with paint adhesion failures; rust and random dings and dents; parked badly (30° to the bay and the ST :(

Whilst not a Vauxhall, a black VW Golf with badly hand painted alloys, in what looked like household gloss paint in pillar box red, brush strokes galore; and flaking off too :o

I must remember to take my phone when I go to Tescos, it looked a lot worse than I've described

Not sure if anyone's posted this: :P

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-35161520

Lol

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Spotted at Tesco in Evesham just now

Spotted at Tesco in Evesham just now

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I'd not pay attention and bounce my trolley off the front of that!

That's just pure laziness.

That's just pure laziness.

Reverse is right next to 1st for God's sake! What an idiot.

The car is on the hatched area so obviously the bone idle jerk couldn't be asked to walk from a proper space to the doors.

Mentally disabled...

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Looking at picture 3, I'd say it definitely "needs something done to rear wheel"...

I would hope it wasn't being driven like that, but being a Corsa I fear it probably was! At least the seller is showing some integrity, stating they want a different car...

Don't blame you!!

Looking at picture 3, I'd say it definitely "needs something done to rear wheel"...

I would hope it wasn't being driven like that, but being a Corsa I fear it probably was! At least the seller is showing some integrity, stating they want a different car...

Don't blame you!!

I would've thought he's being a bit optimistic, that it's worth £349!

I would've thought he's being a bit optimistic, that it's worth £349!

Don't forget the 99p!!

I saw another fisty parking effort from a vauxhall yesterday...

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Spotted at Tesco in Evesham just now

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Actually. .....

On new years eve at the Dr's surgery we were advised to park on the cross hatch by the attendant due to severe shortage of available spaces. I really don't mean to defend a poxhall of all cars but sometimes. ...I mean if the car park was empty I'd 100% agree with you :)