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bless, nex you be saying "back in my day we had to pedal the cars ourself"

now we have to compete with this engine nonsense, none of that in my day!

I know you only passed your test recently young man, but you should know that we still have pedals in cars - and I operate them myself rather than getting the instructor to do it from the passenger seat!

Now go and get me my slippers and cocoa before I nod off...



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go back to bed grandad ! crikey, who got off on the wrong side of the stairlift today....

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Guys, what are you on about?

Thank god - someone older than me :lol:

One of the best kids' TV shows ever

Now go and get me my slippers and cocoa before I nod off...

You sure you're only 27 Dan? :blink::unsure:

he likes to think he's 27, he's actually 72

i don't want to start rumours, but botoxxxxxxxxxx

he likes to think he's 27, he's actually 72

i don't want to start rumours, but botoxxxxxxxxxx

He'll love you for that one..............NOT! ;)

I'm in bed with tea and slippers... whats wrong with that?!

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Botox? Remove the T and add 2 Ls.

Hey don't knock the oldies, I'm 25 in Sept...Argh :(

i suppose you were around for the invention of that word...

25? Your a spring chicken Flic x

we're all lovely people

think about it, if we're all savvy enough to use an internet forum then we are all cool! B)

when you come to meet me at some point you will soon realise i act like such a codger off the keyboard

25? Your a spring chicken Flic x

Thanks my lovely :D

Hey don't knock the oldies, I'm 25 in Sept...Argh :(

But in real terms does that makes you 30 ish?

Allegedly, you girls always reckon you're mentally superior to us lads? :lol:

But in real terms does that makes you 30 ish?

Allegedly, you girls always reckon you're mentally superior to us lads? :lol:

i would agree, apparenly every single male is actually 12

Of course :D

I've started thinking about getting some comfy driving slippers and a woolly blanket!

can never be as bad as those awful beaded seat thingys oldies have!!

But in real terms does that makes you 30 ish?

Allegedly, you girls always reckon you're mentally superior to us lads? :lol:

Oh indeed, very true Monsieur Pig. All men have the mental age ( sometimes the combined mental age :blink: ) of a ten year old :)

can never be as bad as those awful beaded seat thingys oldies have!!

seatbeads.jpg

SEXHAYYYY :wub: :wub: :wub:

I've started thinking about getting some comfy driving slippers and a woolly blanket!

I've actually considered the slipper thing in all seriousness which is worrying! I'm sick of having to hoover the car out and changing into slippers seems my best option... A step to far in my obsession for a pristine fiesta?

I've actually considered the slipper thing in all seriousness which is worrying! I'm sick of having to hoover the car out and changing into slippers seems my best option... A step to far in my obsession for a pristine fiesta?

I'm the same as you! My drive is covered in bits of tree and leaves so If I'm on my own, I usually shake out my shoes before I get in. I can't really get away with this in company though...

I'll have to dig out my portavac and keep it in the boot I guess.

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Rubber mats seem to be the way forward here...

Rubber mats seem to be the way forward here...

here here. once they get dirty, wipe, dry and back-to-black them, looks like new

Rubber mats seem to be the way forward here...

But they're so UGLY! And it still doesn't solve the problem of yucky floor crap coming in. :(

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