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what about the hedgepigs, do they bite?

Do you want to find out?

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    what about the hedgepigs, do they bite?

    To quote the dog-----oh yes!

    But only if they get annoyed or passionate...(don't tell Mrs Hedgepig!) :lol:

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    Do you want to find out?

    Karen, do you want to find out????? :P

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    just stick stickers in the window that say

    IF YOU TOUCH THIS CAR, ELECTRICITY WILL PASS THROUGH YOUR BODY AND YOU WILL DIE.

    No, because that'll be like a red rag to a bull :lol:

    There are some teachers who will always be ok. They can be split in half - the ones the kids are scared stiff of, and the ones the kids think are relatively safe. I hope I fit into either, or both, of those categories :lol:

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    i didn't know hedgepigs were flirts!!!!

    i'm sure mrs hedgepig doesn't mind :) does she realise she is known as mrs hedgepig ??

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    Karen, do you want to find out????? :P

    Oi!!! I wasn't the one that asked ;)

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    Oi!!! I wasn't the one that asked ;)

    Yes but you are a girl and I'm a............hedgepig!!!!! ;)

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    I almost feel like we should leave these two alone Mike... :lol:

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    Yes but you are a girl and I'm a............hedgepig!!!!! ;)

    :o I'm lost for words now! :lol:

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    No, because that'll be like a red rag to a bull :lol:

    There are some teachers who will always be ok. They can be split in half - the ones the kids are scared stiff of, and the ones the kids think are relatively safe. I hope I fit into either, or both, of those categories :lol:

    you seem like someone who would be a cool teacher, but the teacher with the scirocco might trump you on the car stakes!

    *waits to get shot by the fiesta mob*

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    i didn't know hedgepigs were flirts!!!!

    i'm sure mrs hedgepig doesn't mind :) does she realise she is known as mrs hedgepig ??

    This one certainly is Mike! :rolleyes:

    Fortunately for me, Mrs Hedgepig doesn't read any of this so she won't know!!!! :lol:

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    thats good to know, and we all know your flirting is in good spirit!!!

    and one thing you never answered, whats your private plate?!

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    you seem like someone who would be a cool teacher, but the teacher with the scirocco might trump you on the car stakes!

    *waits to get shot by the fiesta mob*

    Unfortunately - he's a knob, and teaches science... :blink:

    And thanks :P

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    This one certainly is Mike! :rolleyes:

    Fortunately for me, Mrs Hedgepig doesn't read any of this so she won't know!!!! :lol:

    Ah see, an ex-bf of mine thought I didn't read what he posted on a forum, unfortunately for him I did... and what stemmed from there lead to him being shown the door. :lol:

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    Unfortunately - he's a knob, and teaches science... :blink:

    And thanks :P

    ohh noo not a science teacher! BOOOOO

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    Unfortunately - he's a knob, and teaches science... :blink:

    And thanks :P

    What do you teach?

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    I also work in the education sector :-) Just to join in the convo at the last minute.

    My car....well, the kids spray water down it with their water bottles, the parents SIT on the car. Needless to say I park it on the road now so they can't, and they don't sit on it after I told the child off for spraying water down it....lol :D

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    What do you teach?

    Music

    PB - gah, flaming parents :angry:

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    I also work in the education sector :-) Just to join in the convo at the last minute.

    My car....well, the kids spray water down it with their water bottles, the parents SIT on the car. Needless to say I park it on the road now so they can't, and they don't sit on it after I told the child off for spraying water down it....lol :D

    Sitting on your car????? I'd spray them with water (or worse). Nice that the parents are setting such a good example!

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    put spikes on your car and spray them back with acid, if anyone sat on my car regardless of what it was and how old it was i'd tell them where to go - and it won't be anywhere pleasent

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    thats good to know, and we all know your flirting is in good spirit!!!

    and one thing you never answered, whats your private plate?!

    Didn't I?

    Are you sure?

    Got to be careful here....don't want to ruin my reputation.

    I'll have to give it some thought........ ;)

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    Didn't I?

    Are you sure?

    Got to be careful here....don't want to ruin my reputation.

    I'll have to give it some thought........ ;)

    FL 1RT

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    Didn't I?

    Are you sure?

    Got to be careful here....don't want to ruin my reputation.

    I'll have to give it some thought........ ;)

    ohhhhhhh that is annoying !!!

    please tell us :) i want to see if it matches up to your uuber coolness you excel on here! ;)

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    Ah see, an ex-bf of mine thought I didn't read what he posted on a forum, unfortunately for him I did... and what stemmed from there lead to him being shown the door. :lol:

    No danger for me here......she's not interested at all so I can flirt all I want! ;) ;)

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    ohhhhhhh that is annoying !!!

    please tell us :) i want to see if it matches up to your uuber coolness you excel on here! ;)

    What a sook u are :lol:

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