World Rallying.... lol. However women rubbing cows sounds like a very interesting sport

Sounds like one of those fetishes!

They tend to fall into one of 2 categories:

Absolutely stunning or "Is that even human? Let alone female?"

The latter sums up a lot of women at my current work

That's the trouble with my place.. The girl that works there, bodywork is in good condition but the cab is a bit rusty, milk recorders are all old farts and that's all the females we have come visit. Ohhhh hang about I forgot about the vets. The vets, OH MY DAYSSSSSS, they can all treat me for anything, at any time of the day, especially the 2 spanish TB testers, just thinking about them gets me excited. Trouble is, I'm way out of their league. I'm Sunday league and they're Champions league.

This is a definite like. My daughter has just come back from school, I tried to play with her and she tried to throw a proper, on the floor screaming tantrum whilst looking at me... I looked at her and laughed, she soon got up and over it lol. Was genuinely funny

That's the trouble with my place.. The girl that works there, bodywork is in good condition but the cab is a bit rusty, milk recorders are all old farts and that's all the females we have come visit. Ohhhh hang about I forgot about the vets. The vets, OH MY DAYSSSSSS, they can all treat me for anything, at any time of the day, especially the 2 spanish TB testers, just thinking about them gets me excited. Trouble is, I'm way out of their league. I'm Sunday league and they're Champions league.

Pictures? No, sorry, that'd be inappropriate... :(

I do like cutting down on my eating. I don't eat during the day anyway but what I used to do was come home and stuff my face from 18:00-22:00. What I did yesterday and will be enforcing from now on is only having one savory meal for tea and then either a dessert or another savory meal later in the evening.

Either way, it is two meals a day which keeps my calorie intake down.

I'm not concerned about being healthy (if I were I wouldn't drink or smoke!) but don't want to keep spending money on food that I don't really need.

Pictures? No, sorry, that'd be inappropriate... :(

I'll see what I can do, it's PD day tomorrow(aka vet day) so I might catch a glimpse of one of the fit vets, unfortunately for the Spanish girls I'll have to wait for either 3 or 6 months.

Pictures? No, sorry, that'd be inappropriate... :(

You don't specify which?

The one with rusty cab, the milk recorders or the Spanish TB testers, Matt might photograph the wrong ones, inappropriately

I do like cutting down on my eating. I don't eat during the day anyway but what I used to do was come home and stuff my face from 18:00-22:00. What I did yesterday and will be enforcing from now on is only having one savory meal for tea and then either a dessert or another savory meal later in the evening.

Either way, it is two meals a day which keeps my calorie intake down.

I'm not concerned about being healthy (if I were I wouldn't drink or smoke!) but don't want to keep spending money on food that I don't really need.

Don't starve yourself buddy... I would really try and get something in you in the mornings

You don't specify which?

The one with rusty cab, the milk recorders or the Spanish TB testers, Matt might photograph the wrong ones, inappropriately

Oh, never thought about that!! The Spanish ones Matt!!!

I'll see what I can do, it's PD day tomorrow(aka vet day) so I might catch a glimpse of one of the fit vets, unfortunately for the Spanish girls I'll have to wait for either 3 or 6 months.

Good luck!

I do like to see we have a third hard frost forming on the lawn :)

Brandy has left paw prints on it, all the way up to the washing line and back.

You don't specify which?

The one with rusty cab, the milk recorders or the Spanish TB testers, Matt might photograph the wrong ones, inappropriately

If I took a picture of the one with the rusty cab, I'd probably get knocked out.... Chav springs to mind. The milk recorders are friendly so I won't say anything bad about them, although 1 is old and frail(now anyway) and 1 is on the larger side of life, which is awkward as everytime I turn around there she is, bending over.

If I took a picture of the one with the rusty cab, I'd probably get knocked out.... Chav springs to mind. The milk recorders are friendly so I won't say anything bad about them, although 1 is old and frail(now anyway) and 1 is on the larger side of life, which is awkward as everytime I turn around there she is, bending over.

Does milk recording involve a substantial amount of bending over?

Don't starve yourself buddy... I would really try and get something in you in the mornings

Nah, I can't eat in the mornings without my body trying to reject it and one large meal with a dessert (and possible small snack later) is more than sufficient.

Does milk recording involve a substantial amount of bending over?

Unfortunately yes, we're in an internal rotary parlour and we have 550 going through it and the milk goes from a cluster down a silicone pipe(not samco unfortunately lol) into what you call a meter which holds some milk to a certain level and then opens a valve and then it travels into the bulk tank, through the filters and plate cooler, well by that meter there is a little rubber pipe that you unplug and plug into a screw on bottle that collects some milk from every cow and that's about 6 inches off the floor lol. It's not fair, why can't it be the beautiful spanish girl. WAHHHH Haaaa Haaaaa

Anyone have a decent healthy dessert? Mainly something with less sugar in it... I tend to have a yogurt but they're quite high in sugar and trying to find something else. Cant be bothered with prepping real fruit lol.

Anyone have a decent healthy desert? Mainly something with less sugar in it... I tend to have a yogurt but they're quite high in sugar and trying to find something else. Cant be bothered with prepping real fruit lol.

I had a plate of fruit, didn't prep it as such, apart from peeling the orange and banana. Which is also what I have for breakfast with the addition of some protein, like cheese, nuts, bacon etc.

Peeling counts as prep to me lol!

I don't like banana anyway though, can't handle anything soft/mushy. :(

Nah, I can't eat in the mornings without my body trying to reject it and one large meal with a dessert (and possible small snack later) is more than sufficient.

If you want to waste away! Honestly, liquid breakfast, even at brunch time is better than nothing!

I'm not keen on breakfast either, partly because I don't have time (I'd rather sleep). So I just buy Croissants in bulk from Costco and have them with Nutella.

I'm forced to eat school Lunch now after school thought I was underweight. :(

I'm not keen on breakfast either, partly because I don't have time (I'd rather sleep). So I just buy Croissants in bulk from Costco and have them with Nutella.

I'm forced to eat school Lunch now after school thought I was underweight. :(

They can't force you to eat, surely? That's like forcing an overweight student to NOT eat, how ridiculous!

Yep I get summoned if I don't go.

Tbh it's for my own good and I am rather skinny, (6,1 and 50kg) and the Greek Salad is nice.

That's like forcing an overweight student to NOT eat, how ridiculous!

That's not a bad idea tbh!

That's not a bad idea tbh!

True, but could you imagine the parent's reactions should a school even suggest that? :o