VickiW Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 What will the duke do next. .....drum roll do do do do dum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 haha, this is where he takes an axe and hunts down the device that caught him speeding, and plans it right in its lens! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I cried before & got away with fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 thats cos your a woman, and depending on how pervy the policeman was, possibly because you have lady bumps. I am pretty sure if I cried, they would laugh, and if I tried to flash my flat imitation of lady bumps, I would be locked up under section 10... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Ye could flash something else if the officer was female or homosexual. ....why cant I say g a y thats not offensive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 haha, because we dont want people using that word in an offensive way lol, this is why I refer to them as lady bumps, I would rather my chold mentioned those than something else :p As for the flashing of that... well..... I will take the 3 points and the fine.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixmasterlooney Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 You never know james, the copper might be into lady boys and dig your stuff as for vicky that's just typical females lol put the water works on weaken any man not gonna lie though wish it worked for us men, even a female copper would laugh Sent from my GT-I9300 using Ford OC mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Thanks for letting my secret out to the world Kurt! maybe we should profess your membersjip to the club too? oops.... :p 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I've had men and women turn on the waterworks when I pulled them over. Doesn't work on me. I've had various body parts flashed at me too. Doesn't work on me either but does make for an interesting job :) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixmasterlooney Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 No thanks James I'd rather a lady boy myself lol. Clive has any man ever flashed body parts at you before Sent from my GT-I9300 using Ford OC mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Lol. ...I was pregnant at the time too. ...maybe try that Kurt lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduke Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Should have tried the waterworks or maybe showing off the guns lol He did seem a tad camp and i was in my overalls sounds like a bad porno movie already haha Sent from my GT-S6810P using Ford OC mobile app 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickiW Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Pmsl james. ....ye should have opened your top buttons flash 'em your hairy chest & kissed your guns Rofl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCat Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Dammit Clive I was going to wear my special pants for you when I was next down in Devon too. :( 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduke Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Doubt my three chest hairs and water pistol arms would work well tho pmsl Sent from my GT-S6810P using Ford OC mobile app 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduke Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 Just passed a traffic police car in a layby guessing using the anpr he didnt come and get me lol Sent from my GT-S6810P using Ford OC mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixmasterlooney Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Just passed a traffic police car in a layby guessing using the anpr he didnt come and get me lol Sent from my GT-S6810P using Ford OC mobile app Bad boys bad boys :D Sent from my GT-N7105 using Ford OC mobile app 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 your probably fine I suspect, perhaps it was a clerical error, and rather than acknowledge it, they just refused to say anything "give him the cash, he wont ask questions and we wont look like idiots" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduke Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 thinking back i remember him saying i had the option of speed awareness course or fix penalty but i couldnt remember if i had done a course more than 12 months ago but it was, maybe its because i wasnt offered the course on paper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themazter999 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 On 25/06/2014 at 3:40 PM, theduke said: Hi guys opened a letter this morning from HM Ministry of justice with a cheque/remitance for £100 no explanation on it but the reference number matches a speeding fine from last november. Got caught by a copper in a layby doing 37 in a 30 got issued the ticket and producer paid the fine and ordered new licence as i had lost mine, I completely forgot to send in the licence and only now realised but its never been asked for. Why have i had a remitance/cheque has someone not filled a form in correctly or am i waiting for a new one in the post Sent from my GT-S6810P using Ford OC mobile app What was the outcome of this may I ask? I'm in the same situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philf1 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Could be someone challenged it on grounds of non calibration so they've refunded everyone caught See my parts for sale on thread "philf1s Spirit Blue Fiesta ST180 parts for sale" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simcor Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Also worth noting there is no requirement to send your licence off anymore as its all done online now for endorsements the paper part is no longer valid and hasn't been for some time. Go onto the gov website and check your licence for endorsements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annalie G Bell Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 That is EXACTLY what has happened to me. Only it was paid into my bank. i put the email in the search bit of the internet and found a number. They didn’t have a clue! Suggested I contact my bank.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Bloodaxe Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Sounds pretty odd. Whenever something odd turns up on my bank account I tend nowadays to suspect some sort of scam but if they've paid you It seems ok. As it's Xmas you've made me hopeful I'll get a refund for the speed awareness course I attended a while back...........!😀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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