Hey all, hows it all going?

Hey all, hows it all going?

Super thanks :) Yourself?

Tired lol.

Spent all day yesterday stripping my van ready for the scrappers. Not a lot left of it now, gut all the top half of it off

At least you had nice weather for it! I love to do car stuff in this weather, get the added bonus of getting a tan :D

Hi guuuuys! I've just spent the evening rocking out Disney style!

A few wee jokes for this evening

Comedian Dan Antopolski has won a prize for the funniest joke of this year's Edinburgh Fringe.

The funnyman, who has previously been nominated for the Perrier award, picked up the trophy from TV channel Dave.

Nine comedy critics sat through thousands of jokes before choosing 27 for viewers to vote on.

The winning joke was a one-liner from 36-year-old Antopolski's show Silent But Deadly - "Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

The Londoner proved popular with critics and viewers and another of his jokes made the top 10 list.

The Top 10 jokes were judged to be:

• 1) Dan Antopolski - "Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"

• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

• 3) Sarah Millican - "I had my !Removed! measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong."

• 4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."

• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

• 6) Adam Hills - "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for s*x. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."

• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."

• 9) Dan Antopolski - "I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."

• 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."

Some good ones, some poor ones lol.

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Oooooooh the pairings for Stritly Come Dancing have been announced - yippeeeee

When does it start? I prefer Dancing on Ice personally!! :D

When does it start? I prefer Dancing on Ice personally!! :D

Sometime in September. I LOVE Strictly, been to the last 2 live tours.

Evening folks.

:D

Good evening Mr Gull :) Pleasant day?

Mr Gull -

Very nice thanks, been working away on some projects for teaching. How about you Flic?

Evening Dan

Mr Gull -

Very nice thanks, been working away on some projects for teaching. How about you Flic?

Absolutely shattered. Kids were manic today at work, everyone seemed to be having a clumsy day <_< Still, the day flew by so can't complain. Also LOVING the fact it's getting darker earlier. I think I'm the only person in the world who likes winter

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

Evening all.

Glad to see that even though I'm not here you've still got me (or at least most of me) in mind! ;)

Absolutely shattered. Kids were manic today at work, everyone seemed to be having a clumsy day <_< Still, the day flew by so can't complain. Also LOVING the fact it's getting darker earlier. I think I'm the only person in the world who likes winter

Nooooooooooooooooo, I hate winter, especially snow!

Evening all.

Glad to see that even though I'm not here you've still got me (or at least most of me) in mind! ;)

Funnily enough that did remind me of you when I heard it on the radio!

AAAAGGHH!! I've scratched my car! Scraped it coming out of a car park and now I have two paintless dots on the rear bumper. I blame you all for jinxing me!

Will everyone please stop hurting their cars!

Chris - I couldn't think of anything exciting for you to be in the Fiesta facebook group. "Drop in the Ocean" will do for now but you may want something better

I think I spent too much time in that fiesta accident thread and it rubbed off on me!

I'm happy with a drop in the ocean but if I think of anything better, I shall notify you toot sweet!

evening people

Oh my god - 1.322 posts making me the biggest poster on this whole site!

Chatter box.

It's what I have to do to forget my car is still not here and it looks like I am going to have to click on the 14+ weeks for delivery