31 minutes ago, iantt said:

Oh, didn't know what a scratcher is. I've heard of "street" though, that what you apparently have in the towns and city's.  We have avenue, walk ,grove,crescent. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 

The last time I ratted on  anyone was a garage I used to work for. They were doing dodgy MOT's so told the dvsa . They did the surveillance for me. Result was garage had there mot licence suspended for 7 years. Ha ha . Serves them right for asking me to do dodgy mots

😲What about all the Japanese imports 😰

Every jap import needs a reasonable MOT centre 😂 velocity stacks and side exit screamer pipes and engine transplants and even rotary engines which aren't low emissions atall by design they cant be. 

59 minutes ago, Lenny said:

In Ireland; being on the scratcher or the dole is to be in receipt of unemployment benefits 

Scratcher must be an Irish term, I've never heard of it either!  Dole is the common one over here.

44 minutes ago, Lenny said:

😲What about all the Japanese imports 😰

Every jap import needs a reasonable MOT centre 😂 velocity stacks and side exit screamer pipes and engine transplants and even rotary engines which aren't low emissions atall by design they cant be. 

One rule applys to all!! 

The garage closed 12 months later. Now a Lidl. No one crosses me and gets away with it. There are other examples of people making the mistake when getting on the wrong side of me.

Got one evicted from a bedsit years ago after drinking my cider out shared fridge. How dare he!!! 

37 minutes ago, iantt said:

One rule applys to all!! 

The garage closed 12 months later. Now a Lidl. No one crosses me and gets away with it. There are other examples of people making the mistake when getting on the wrong side of me.

Got one evicted from a bedsit years ago after drinking my cider out shared fridge. How dare he!!! 

If it was a female housemate I wouldn't mind her putting her finger in cider but not drinking my cider 😅

46 minutes ago, Lenny said:

If it was a female housemate I wouldn't mind her putting her finger in cider but not drinking my cider 😅

how your mind works 😂

19 minutes ago, dezwez said:

how your mind works 😂

Supprised his brain doesn't protest. 

Just now, iantt said:

Supprised his brain doesn't protest. 

Lol☺️

Forgot, I also instigated the sacking of 3 service managers too. I'm quite vindictive I suppose. Lol 

Or is it I can't tolerate liars, thieves etc. 

4 minutes ago, iantt said:

Forgot, I also instigated the sacking of 3 service managers too. I'm quite vindictive I suppose. Lol 

Or is it I can't tolerate liars, thieves etc. 

I'm hoping for one of these for Xmas . 

My elderly mother knits teddy's for babies/toddlers in third world countrys. I wonder how a request for a different variant would go? 

1 hour ago, iantt said:

I'm hoping for one of these for Xmas . 

My elderly mother knits teddy's for babies/toddlers in third world countrys. I wonder how a request for a different variant would go? 

At least it's not a golly 🤷‍♂️

I'm looking for a beagle playing a trumpet as when Liam was a pup he used to cry at night; I told the kids I'd take him to trumpet lessons on Tuesdays & Thursdays to learn how to play dream a little dream 

Because the kids had difficulty leaving him alone with all the houling; I used to say that hes singing "dream a little dream" as it fits so well because he was broken hearted at being alone, and they sleep upstairs under the stars.

Hes a big boy now almost 7 months old his dads a pedigree Bearnese and his mams a pedigree Beagle, so hes just a big beagle with slightly longer hair and huge paws which have a bit more flex in the wrists 🤪 he's a hugger

 

She stopped making gollys a long time ago. 

3 minutes ago, iantt said:

She stopped making gollys a long time ago. 

Done right; 

My grandmother god rest her kind soul; my dads mother; once made them too, great skills they have or in my case had; knitting, sewing and baking, experienced much harder times too; I have huge respect for that generation. 

1 hour ago, Lenny said:

Done right; 

My grandmother god rest her kind soul; my dads mother; once made them too, great skills they have or in my case had; knitting, sewing and baking, experienced much harder times too; I have huge respect for that generation. 

Yeah, there generation knew how to make and mend. Both my parents grew up with nothing . The story's of having to share the bath water with rest of the family.water was then used to water the plants in the garden.  Yuk!!! 

Saw this just now, I know it’s horrible having something stolen regardless, but why would you bother as a car thief stealing something not even worth £500?

I don't like that I can't now unhear The Clash singing 'lock the taskbar' after I was made aware of it!

 

 

4 minutes ago, dtulip8 said:

Saw this just now, I know it’s horrible having something stolen regardless, but why would you bother as a car thief stealing something not even worth £500?

Because they're easy to nick.  Will be part of a future heist instead of being stolen for immediate profit.

9 minutes ago, TomsFocus said:

Because they're easy to nick.  Will be part of a future heist instead of being stolen for immediate profit.

Yeah that does make sense. They could probably just buy one under a fake name with cash for less bother though 😂 then they don’t have to worry about it coming up as stolen.

37 minutes ago, dtulip8 said:

Yeah that does make sense. They could probably just buy one under a fake name with cash for less bother though 😂 then they don’t have to worry about it coming up as stolen.

Coming Soon on Brittans Most Stupid Criminals 😂

Also it's a 3 door surly a heist would require a five door as saw in GTA5 

53 minutes ago, TomsFocus said:

I don't like that I can't now unhear The Clash singing 'lock the taskbar' after I was made aware of it!

 

3 minutes ago, Lenny said:

 

Lol 

8 hours ago, iantt said:

One rule applys to all!! 

The garage closed 12 months later. Now a Lidl. No one crosses me and gets away with it. There are other examples of people making the mistake when getting on the wrong side of me.

Got one evicted from a bedsit years ago after drinking my cider out shared fridge. How dare he!!! 

Think I need to stay on your good side 😂

👉 ☕

1 hour ago, dtulip8 said:

Yeah that does make sense. They could probably just buy one under a fake name with cash for less bother though 😂 then they don’t have to worry about it coming up as stolen.

I can tell you're not a criminal!

Just nick a set of plates off another car on the day, the owner won't notice until the next morning and you've saved yourself £500 there!  Afterwards just park up within walking distance of your house and torch the car so there's no fingerprints or DNA left behind.

 

@tomfocus schooling @dtulip8 in the ways of criminality .

Maybe I’m actually a master criminal and just playing dumb 😜