I don't like the stupid git in his BMW that pulled out on me at a roundabout, then stopped like a rabbit in the headlights because I jumped on the breaks and stuck the horn on, he then proceeded to look flustered and give me the finger.... He got a load of abuse back! What a Coq...

Had he just waved in apology, I'd have waved back with a "sorry I beeped at you" type of reaction, but the useless lump of slob had the cheek to swear at me.

Good job I'm mild mannered...

I don't like the stupid git in his BMW that pulled out on me at a roundabout, then stopped like a rabbit in the headlights because I jumped on the breaks and stuck the horn on, he then proceeded to look flustered and give me the finger.... He got a load of abuse back! What a Coq...

Had he just waved in apology, I'd have waved back with a "sorry I beeped at you" type of reaction, but the useless lump of slob had the cheek to swear at me.

Good job I'm mild mannered...

Idiots. Everywhere!

I had a very courteous Scottish call centre caller, this afternoon, from a company whose name I didn't quite catch - Gree something or other. Offering me retail services, when he realised we only are B2B, he was exceptionally apologetic.

Some of my ebay purchases have been delivered by Yodel. Or should I say, some of my ebay purchases, that have been wrecked beyoned use damaged in transit, have been couriered by Yodel

Yep. But it is all about money, and Yodel is the cheapest. That's the only time I am sympathetic with customers is when it involves Yodel. Otherwise they are just being stupid re... Well, I won't continue that sentence... ;)

The dog has worked out how to use chairs, the swing bin and the table to access the bowl of cod pieces, that was on the worktop. :o

The older cat's supper is now in the dog :o

Overturned wagon blocking M62 on the way to work then every car in the whole of England being on my road home so it took me 2 hours to travel 17 miles.

I only hope tomorrow is better

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The dog has worked out how to use chairs, the swing bin and the table to access the bowl of cod pieces, that was on the worktop. :o

The older cat's supper is now in the dog :o

Between pork sword, cod pieces and a few other innuendos, I get a right giggle from this.

Overturned wagon blocking M62 on the way to work then every car in the whole of England being on my road home so it took me 2 hours to travel 17 miles.

I only hope tomorrow is better

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And I thought A31/A338 could be bad, 2 hours for 17 miles, makes the congestion around Ringwood/Ashley Heath look like an clear highway

Between pork sword, cod pieces and a few other innuendos, I get a right giggle from this.

It could've also been a spotted !Removed! (Richard, for censor software) pudding night :P , but tonight's pudding was apple and blackberry crumble with a cinnamon crumble.

Overturned wagon blocking M62 on the way to work then every car in the whole of England being on my road home so it took me 2 hours to travel 17 miles.

I only hope tomorrow is better

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2 hours to travel 17 miles... Not bad.....:)

I had that myself a few nights ago but on the m2 and not even m25 lol

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Waking up feeling like you never slept.... Horrible to feel like you slept 7-8 hours but could do with 7-8 more....zzzzz

Overturned wagon blocking M62 on the way to work then every car in the whole of England being on my road home so it took me 2 hours to travel 17 miles.

I only hope tomorrow is better

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This is why I avoid the 62 like the plague >.<

I don't like having to do baiting practice with a bad back.

I don't like having to do baiting practice with a bad back.

Any old excuse...

Surely you guys can just use some of the local population... It would be baiting practice and crime fighting at the same time no?

I wish :d

The 1.25 engine in my courtesy car (2015 Fiesta Zetec). Put your foot down in 5th and nothing happens, it doesn't even get louder lol. Change down to 4th and you might eventually get to 70 with patience. Oh well I've had far worse courtesy cars, it's nearly new and is nice to drive even after getting out of the ST.

Impossible to compare the Fiesta Sport Technologies with a 1.25 Zetec as far as power output is concerned :(

I thought the ST designation was abbreviation for Sit Tight...but in the wrong hands....Soiled Trousers...

I thought it was smug !Removed!

According to Clarkson it stands for "sanitary towel" lol.

My mate, who's an emergency nurse, likes to photograph interesting injuries, for his own reference and education purposes (with the patients consent, of course).

Amongst his collection, has a photo of injury on the driver of a Focus ST, who'd hit a tree, on a bend. The driver had a 6-point motorsport harness but hadn't fastened it properly.

The sudden halt as Focus hit tree, caused one of the drivers balls to burst through the sack, and dangle next to webbing. :o

My mate, has titled this injury photo "Focus S.....m Trauma" (censor software has removed it once)

Moving on, I (and the nine other vehicles backed behind me) don't like the couple who chose to have a fierce domestic spat, in the middle of a junction on A3050. We were all sat there for a good 20 minutes, whilst their abandoned cars, blocked the junction entirely. We ascertained, for they very loud - she has been sleeping with his best mate as revenge for his infidelity with Sue.

I love it when spats like that are publicly on show. Its amazing what you can learn from someone having a marital in the street!

That said, its amazing what you can hear through a closed up house where I live...

OMG! A nut popping out!!!! Ouch!

Rugby player for NZ, Buck Shelton I believe, was playing a match when his sack got ripped, he trotted off the pitch, got it stitched back together and then played on....

The blokes back in the day might not have been built like today's players, but they certainly had some serious ba-...um...Yeh...

I now don't like, that I've a little too much pork pie and am too full to be comfortable.

The dog doesn't seem like her lamb ribs, she's taken them out of her bowl and put them by the washing machine.

She probably prefers the pork sword as she's female . . . . :) & likes clean ribs too . . . :)

She probably prefers the pork sword as she's female . . . . :) & likes clean ribs too . . . :)

The pork sword has been reduced to a pork pocket knife.

She seems more interested in the cat's prawn and salmon pieces: than her own lamb