Well I got my car back and it needs to go back in again. ...

what they fluffed?

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Messed with the audio, now it sounds like it's coming out of a paper bag :(

Oh dear...

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I've lost my landline line: now awaiting openreach to confirm appt

I bet they will call your landlines to let you know... [emoji38] had that one before :s

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Being sent a bill of £111 from Npower, when my energy is with Coop. But when I called Npower they were very reasonable and sorted it out from me, so as long as they don't send me any more bills I might forgive them :P

Seems Monday afternoon is the earliest they can do!

I can' t get emoticons to work on the phone - (insert long sad face)

I don't like Christmas.... I mean I do, but I hate the whole gimmicky rubbish and everything that tells us we HAVE to rush into town and buy buy buy.... For a start, it's not what Christmas is actually about, and secondly it just gets so rammed down our throats that I get less jolly each year....

If I can stay out of town until Dec 10th or something, then I get jolly, but when I'm faced with Christmas mobs in November I just want to rage...

They've given me a zetec 100ps a real come down from my tit x 125ps

It's got no toys *whine*

EDIT

I take that back, its a 1.25 82ps *whines harder*

Is it bad that the only thing I noticed from all that was that "tit" isn't censored?

I don't like Christmas.... I mean I do, but I hate the whole gimmicky rubbish and everything that tells us we HAVE to rush into town and buy buy buy.... For a start, it's not what Christmas is actually about, and secondly it just gets so rammed down our throats that I get less jolly each year....

If I can stay out of town until Dec 10th or something, then I get jolly, but when I'm faced with Christmas mobs in November I just want to rage...

I like it less each year probably because I'm getting old but especially I dislike that you can't drive anywhere without queuing and then you can't park because the car parks are all full

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Is it bad that the only thing I noticed from all that was that "tit" isn't censored?

*tee-hee*

Boobies

*snigger*

Since losing my landline, I've got very close to using up a inclusive months data allowance on the phone, in close to 24 hours. Shortly, my phone network will be charging me 20p per megabyte :(

Still waiting for PAC code too, for my personal phone, supposed to be texted within 24 hours: it's 48 hours now :(

Being given yet another bright red courtesy car, I loathe red cars

My Foci loving neighbour loves red cars, all their cars are red, even her husbands company VW

Is it bad that the only thing I noticed from all that was that "tit" isn't censored?

The censor software doesn't like the verb, for the act of using a screwdriver, either. It seems to be quite random, what it passes

^ Maybe the same swear filter is used on bird watching forums, where there might be a conversation about a blue tit lol. I'm reluctant to say blue !Removed!, maybe that's filtered... yes (added an "s" to the end), so apparently one tit is ok, but not more than one.

Only a pair will do . . . :)

Getting back to my car to find this muppet parked next to me

You just have to wonder what they were thinking

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Getting back to my car to find this muppet parked next to me

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You just have to wonder what they were thinking

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I was expecting that to a Corsa, quite surprised to see it wasn't.

Meh! Close enough :p

Can't call that parking . . . that's abandonment . . .

I wonder if they dress themselves with the same careless abandonment

Hmmmmm I don't like how I don't get this deep dish wheels and camber mods...... Like why? ......

I know drift cars use a little camber but c'mon

Things I don't like - going to visit my parents and finding out there's a power outage in the neighbourhood.

Writing this message in candlelight. Message sent via pigeon.

The rain has returned, together with quite blustery wind.

The dog and I are both wet :(