Haha! Better than pee on the floor...

Of course, the weather world is waiting until it coincides with free time, then it'll unleash the beast..

The weather probably knows I've got my Mum's Mk1 Zetec service this weekend, and nowhere undercover to do it..

Does Pret have a "I need the loo now" strategy when you're asleep?

The weather probably knows I've got my Mum's Mk1 Zetec service this weekend, and nowhere undercover to do it..

Does Pret have a "I need the loo now" strategy when you're asleep?

Yeh, it's called the "walk into the bathroom and whizz on the floor"....

To be fair though she gets let out before bed, so can be 9-11 sort of time and she'll stay in bed until the following evening if we let her, she had a serious bladder capacity or control...

Normally you can bet she'll last at least 10-12 hours...

Dogs have extraordinary bladder control in comparison to us.

We'd develop a headache, or leak if we had to hold it in for 10-12 hours

I know this is a I don't like thread but I can't sum up enough words that describe my hate for the putrid little man that is David Mitchell. Short, grubby, minging, dirty, scrawny, horrible, annoying, runtish, as funny as a kick in the coconuts, irritating, fugly(fat and ugly). Grrrrr I despise him

I know this is a I don't like thread but I can't sum up enough words that describe my hate for the putrid little man that is David Mitchell. Short, grubby, minging, dirty, scrawny, horrible, annoying, runtish, as funny as a kick in the coconuts, irritating, fugly(fat and ugly). Grrrrr I despise him

I'm trying to place who David Mitchell is, is he an MP?

The weather probably knows I've got my Mum's Mk1 Zetec service this weekend, and nowhere undercover to do it..

Does Pret have a "I need the loo now" strategy when you're asleep?

I hope you are taking good care of it! We need to keep as many Mk1s on the road as possible.

I hope you are taking good care of it! We need to keep as many Mk1s on the road as possible.

It's a family heirloom now, the last car my Dad bought, my Mum won't part with it, despite her friends trying to persuade her to buy something newer and smaller.

That's good to hear. :)

I know this is a I don't like thread but I can't sum up enough words that describe my hate for the putrid little man that is David Mitchell. Short, grubby, minging, dirty, scrawny, horrible, annoying, runtish, as funny as a kick in the coconuts, irritating, fugly(fat and ugly). Grrrrr I despise him

Who is he? and why?

I've never heard of him either . . .

I don't like losing my temper, and the consequenses. Things can only build up for so long before something has to give.

Given that Matt's a farmer and we've never heard of David Mitchell, I wonder if he's a minister in DEFRA (Department for the Eradication of Farming and Rural Affairs) as they seem to act opposed to, rather than for agriculture

When ETD's get missed by over 30 mins.... My wife and doggy are so disorganised... *cough*.. Nothing to do with me...

When ETD's get missed by over 30 mins.... My wife and doggy are so disorganised... *cough*.. Nothing to do with me...

ETD's are only adhered to when you're on your own.

The greater the number of others: the greater the lateness

David Mitchell

But his missus is gorgeous and funny

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David Mitchell

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But his missus is gorgeous and funny

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He looks like a junior cabinet minister, fresh out of Oxbridge, with no experience; yet already in the cabinet!

Whereas, his wife looks a lot like Victoria Coren, daughter of Alan Coren, the columnist

David Mitchell

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But his missus is gorgeous and funny

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Where have I seen his face before? I remember because it is the kind of face you want to punch. HARD.

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But his missus is gorgeous and funny

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She's alright......but Gorgeous??

She's alright......but Gorgeous??

Well, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder... But, I agree with you.

She's alright......but Gorgeous??

One man's "gorgeous": is another man's "alright" :P

I've got both the Calpol advert and the Calgon advert running through my head, on repeat play :(

However, they've got mixed up!

"Washing machines live longer with Calpol" :P and "When your kids are not normal, whatever that is, give them Calgon" :P

A territorial dispute has broken out between my cats, over the ownership of bowls of cod pieces. :(

They both have their own bowls but both keep wandering over to the other's bowl. :(

Ic they eat each others then it's still fine lol

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A territorial dispute has broken out between my cats, over the ownership of bowls of cod pieces. :(

They both have their own bowls but both keep wandering over to the other's bowl. :(

I believe they're debating limited airstrikes in Parliament as we speak.

Annexing of food resources is obviously an infringement of NATO policy :d

as for david mitchel, the office, peeps show, apple and mac.