paul_focus Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Do you operate a reservation system? Could save time and effort with your regulars? "Good afternoon, Cell Reservations" "Ahh, yes, any chance No.2 will available on Thursday - from about 3pm?" "Certainly sir, will you be requiring express collection?" "Ooo...yes, yes I will please!" "Usual pick up point?" "Might as well!!" "That's wonderful. Just to confirm that you're booked into No.2 - Thursday at 3pm. Your driver will alert you to his presence in the normal way - lights and sirens on" "Excellent - look forward to seeing you! Bye now!" Ohh god that hurts hahaha :p Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philf1 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I think you could be on to something there. Could charge a reservation fee as well make a bit of profit on the side. I'll write to Teresa May see what she thinks. Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanW Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Could have a Lucky Dip too...or a Wheel of Fortune: Charges Edition...spice things up a bit there too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Group booking rate. Get 3 days for the price of two. Microwave meal, weak tea and wafer thin pee proof mattress thrown in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanW Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 No worse than the last B&B I stayed in... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philf1 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Another example of a Vauxhall drivers lack of ability who hopefully will get locked up for a very long time. This happened last night a few miles from where I live http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/m62-wrong-way-crash-holmfirth-7938229 It completely baffles me how anyone can drive onto a motorway the wrong way Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Oh dear, managed to take out a few nice are there. The only way anyone has an excuse is if they have just come from abroad, it might take them a little while to adjust, but anyone who learned here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italiot Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Even if they come from another country the no entry signs all mean the same as far as I'm aware Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 No worse than the last B&B I stayed in... Wasn't in Plymouth was it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanW Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Last time I was in Plymouth was onboard a ship lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Last time I was in Plymouth was onboard a ship lol Didn't they stop sending crims to Australia over 100 years ago? :p 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 87 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Another example of a Vauxhall drivers lack of ability who hopefully will get locked up for a very long time. This happened last night a few miles from where I live http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/m62-wrong-way-crash-holmfirth-7938229 It completely baffles me how anyone can drive onto a motorway the wrong way Shocking, they actually went back onto the motorway on the entry slip they came from, how did they not realize this? <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 87 Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Here's a funny vid, yet another Corsa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 ...what a knob.. Sorry, 'What a vauxhall driver' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Not content with always attacking Fords* *some poetic licence used here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I'm presuming once upon a time that was a coach or a bus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Double decker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 87 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Here's another random vid, an Astra with a shockingly bad body kit, and a shockingly bad driver to go with it :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInkMXHkwdc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisroberson99 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Haha, please tell me that's the same car!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisroberson99 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Yes it is! :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nath.mk7.st Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 It looks better on the second picture haha Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 This. MADE my day lol. It's clearly the massive power output, they chose the wrong tyres and clearly the bicycle tyres just weren't enough to control such a powerful car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nath.mk7.st Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 It probably only hit a rabbit to cause this damage !b Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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