Nathan_M Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 The woman makes up for it, works Xmas party tonight so I'm hoping she comes without the vauxhall, so she can be a solid 9 for the night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm currently under the influence of many many medications so excuse the audacic question... Would you still spend some alone time with her if she left the vauxhall and if she left vauxhall would you take heron? I just want to research how vauxhalls affect relationships lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I can't hold the vauxhall against her to be fair she used to have a fiesta and said she loved it but couldn't afford to replace it when it went bang. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 So in your opinion, would've vauxhall affect a relationship or potential relationship? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 So in your opinion, would've vauxhall affect a relationship or potential relationship? Lol Not until I had to fix the heap of !Removed!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Haha, I shall take that as a yes lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Haha, I shall take that as a yes lol You would right to take it that way, I would take it any which way later on;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Whhheeeeeeyyyyyyy dirty bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Whhheeeeeeyyyyyyy dirty bit... Christmas might come early. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Christmas didn't come early and all female Vauxhall drivers are idiots. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 This is what you want lads slightly less peeled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Sorry boys I'm !Removed!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philf1 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Never mind Nathan perhaps a lucky escape she could be a v*****ll driving bunny boiler! Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Never mind Nathan perhaps a lucky escape she could be a v*****ll driving bunny boiler! It seems to be the case. Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Christmas didn't come early and all female Vauxhall drivers are idiots.I'm sorry mate this just made me wet myself. Lmfao Sorry it didn't come early for you but on a plus side it's only 3 weeks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramanic Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Christmas didn't come early and all female Vauxhall drivers are idiots. Agreed lol had a Corsa driver hit my rear bumper in my old car in a car park (now it actually moved my car forward a little!) A didn't even get out the car because she started driving away! I ended up following her for 10mins (didn't have pen or paper to write reggy down and knew I'd forget it) then she finally stopped and got out and said an apology? NO she shouted at me why are you following me! I was like WTF a said to her that she hit my car and she denied it then when she looked at the back of my car I had some of her buckin paint on my bumper and she was finally speechless! What a carry on lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Agreed lol had a Corsa driver hit my rear bumper in my old car in a car park (now it actually moved my car forward a little!) A didn't even get out the car because she started driving away! I ended up following her for 10mins (didn't have pen or paper to write reggy down and knew I'd forget it) then she finally stopped and got out and said an apology? NO she shouted at me why are you following me! I was like WTF a said to her that she hit my car and she denied it then when she looked at the back of my car I had some of her buckin paint on my bumper and she was finally speechless! What a carry on lol It's incredible what people say.. I was in a car park queue (multi storey car park) and there was a small hatch bak on front of me... To my left I noticed the reversing lights of a merc come on, he then started to back out, I BEEPED to no avail as he crashed into the rear quarter of the hatchback... Very slow, no damage... It then went forward again... The guy in the hatchback hopped out, looked at his car and actually saw no damage (how I don't know!) he pretty much said 'wtf' to the guy and the guy and his wife completely denied hitting him, I got out to hear "we didn't hit you, we stopped just in time" I chirped up saying, "you definitely did hit him, I saw the whole thing AND his car wobble!" Anyway nothing came of it, the guy just said 'use your mirrors next time' The thing that struck me is that the couple in the merc were in work suits, nice Mercedes etc.. And they couldn't own up to a young guy driving an old hatchback?? Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramanic Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Yeah it does strike you yet ye do get nice people too a Ford focus hit my old car too same car park and guy got out and apologized for 10 mins even tho no damage I calmed him down lol just shows how ignorant people can be tho it does open ur eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 87 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Yeah car parks are a nightmare especially when you have a shiny new car. I always try and park where there are less cars around even if it means walking further, but still people sometimes try to park next to me, as if they want to hit my car with their door lol. Even though I'm careful the car had a scrape on the bumper and passenger door, and a tiny dent on the left side before it was 6 months old, all from when it was parked. Luckily all minor damage that just about polished out, but no one owned up of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Yeah car parks are a nightmare especially when you have a shiny new car. I always try and park where there are less cars around even if it means walking further, but still people sometimes try to park next to me, as if they want to hit my car with their door lol. Even though I'm careful the car had a scrape on the bumper and passenger door, and a tiny dent on the left side before it was 6 months old, all from when it was parked. Luckily all minor damage that just about polished out, but no one owned up of course. I do my best to park away from the majority, but as you said, some berk always has to park next to you... I'm guessing they aren't great at parking and use your car as an indication of the lines or something... Or I try and find a very nice car and park near it, that way I know the driver has got some sense (car wise).. Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 The only way to reduce damage to your car is to park it in a residential area outside the business supermarkets and have a bleedin long hike! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hywelkidd Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 It's incredible what people say.. I was in a car park queue (multi storey car park) and there was a small hatch bak on front of me... To my left I noticed the reversing lights of a merc come on, he then started to back out, I BEEPED to no avail as he crashed into the rear quarter of the hatchback... Very slow, no damage... It then went forward again... The guy in the hatchback hopped out, looked at his car and actually saw no damage (how I don't know!) he pretty much said 'wtf' to the guy and the guy and his wife completely denied hitting him, I got out to hear "we didn't hit you, we stopped just in time" I chirped up saying, "you definitely did hit him, I saw the whole thing AND his car wobble!" Anyway nothing came of it, the guy just said 'use your mirrors next time' The thing that struck me is that the couple in the merc were in work suits, nice Mercedes etc.. And they couldn't own up to a young guy driving an old hatchback?? Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC I saw an old bloke in a Renault Scenic hit a corsa in a car park once. Despite there being three witnesses he still tried to claim he didn't hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hywelkidd Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 It's incredible what people say.. I was in a car park queue (multi storey car park) and there was a small hatch bak on front of me... To my left I noticed the reversing lights of a merc come on, he then started to back out, I BEEPED to no avail as he crashed into the rear quarter of the hatchback... Very slow, no damage... It then went forward again... The guy in the hatchback hopped out, looked at his car and actually saw no damage (how I don't know!) he pretty much said 'wtf' to the guy and the guy and his wife completely denied hitting him, I got out to hear "we didn't hit you, we stopped just in time" I chirped up saying, "you definitely did hit him, I saw the whole thing AND his car wobble!" Anyway nothing came of it, the guy just said 'use your mirrors next time' The thing that struck me is that the couple in the merc were in work suits, nice Mercedes etc.. And they couldn't own up to a young guy driving an old hatchback?? Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC I saw an old bloke in a Renault Scenic hit a corsa in a car park once. Despite there being three witnesses, he still tried to claim he didn't hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 That's an impressive attempt to avoid accepting liability.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusSmudge Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I had a similar incident in my works car park at the start of the year. A 'newly qualified driver' (as she called it) reversed repeatedly into my front bumper. The drama came to light when 3 kind work colleagues reported to the shift manager what happened (work take H&S extremely seriously) - she denied the entire thing at first but eventually owned up to 'tapping' the car. By no means was it a tap; eyewitnesses all stated she'd reversed into my car between 5 - 10mph TWICE, she even stalled her car several times and some passers by even reported hearing an engine revving excessively high. I got a quote for the damage and presented it to her, she refused to pay this time claiming it was a black car with tints, she couldn't see it as she reversed, which suggested to me she wasn't using her mirrors correctly. Regardless, she would've seen my car in the space as she drove by! (it was midday) As it was '01 plate car I decided to drop the matter, but a few weeks later she approached me and said she'd done some research and saw you can buy a bottle of T-cut for £7, I replied saying 'thanks, I'll have a bottle then', she went red and walked off. She was suspended for several weeks and has since left...lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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