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My spelling is atrocious nowadays, everything typed just gets auto-corrected!

You know you've spelt something badly when even autocorrect can't work out what you were trying to write though! :laugh: 



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This could be something for the 'do like' thread...but currently it belongs in here! :unsure: 

Think I may have just been drawn in by a scam website...  Has anyone used this site before?  Or even heard of it!?

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Prices seem VERY competitive, at least for the items I know a bit about (too cheap in all honesty!), and they don't charge any postage either... :unsure:

Now £2 a litre for diesel in my town. 😭😭

Just been talking on the phone with my daughter who is expecting her first baby in October 😀, and she has just come down with ......... Covid19 ( version 9¾ ) 😧. She is quite poorly, been in bed all day and not able to eat, or at least keep it down. So much for being double jabbed :confused1:

Don't like my hair clippers running out of battery mid-cut this morning! 🤦‍♂️

Who designs a battery operated product with no battery warning/charge light nowadays! :laugh: 

5 hours ago, TomsFocus said:

Don't like my hair clippers running out of battery mid-cut this morning! 🤦‍♂️

Who designs a battery operated product with no battery warning/charge light nowadays! :laugh: 

And now it's like this. 😂😂😂

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I don't like getting this text just now! 😡

Currently boarding in Birmingham for Glasgow and the gig I was going to gets cancelled!!!

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but at least they do say "sorry for any inconvenience caused" 😉

2 hours ago, unofix said:

but at least they do say "sorry for any inconvenience caused" 😉

Aye, cos that actually helps 🙄😀

11 hours ago, Turvey said:

I don't like getting this text just now! 😡

Currently boarding in Birmingham for Glasgow and the gig I was going to gets cancelled!!!

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Same thing happened to the RHCP gig in Glasgow...  Seems an odd coincidence! :unsure: 

Was taking a photo to upload on this forum and sat down outside to post it having a cuppa tea when the dog launched into my lap knocking my hot tea all over me!! Ouch!! 🤬🤬🤬

A case of critical parts overheating 😂

Not my day today. I'm sure your supposed to put hot water in the cup when making a cuppa tea and not the sugar bowl. I dare not go shopping for a bag of sugar .might come back with beer by mistake. 

Just now, iantt said:

I dare not go shopping for a bag of sugar .might come back with beer by mistake

Well you would be in good company.  Keir Starmer only went out for a pizza during lock down and came back with a crate of Beer. An easy mistake to make 🤣 

1 minute ago, unofix said:

Well you would be in good company.  Keir Starmer only went out for a pizza during lock down and came back with a crate of Beer. An easy mistake to make 🤣 

So your saying I should out for sugar and pizza or just pizza? What day is it? 😂😂😂

1 hour ago, iantt said:

Not my day today. I'm sure your supposed to put hot water in the cup when making a cuppa tea and not the sugar bowl. I dare not go shopping for a bag of sugar .might come back with beer by mistake. 

Almost as if there's something else on your mind today... 🤔

1 hour ago, TomsFocus said:

Almost as if there's something else on your mind today... 🤔

Yeah, I need a beer. Oh you mean my partner in hospital. Oh that. 😂😂

Sat in her very nice private room waiting for the all clear to take her home. 

On 7/5/2022 at 6:16 PM, iantt said:

Yeah, I need a beer. Oh you mean my partner in hospital. Oh that. 😂😂

Sat in her very nice private room waiting for the all clear to take her home. 

How's the patient getting on now? 

On 7/5/2022 at 9:17 AM, TomsFocus said:

Same thing happened to the RHCP gig in Glasgow...  Seems an odd coincidence! :unsure: 

Since those two being cancelled last week, Glass Animals and Years & Years also had to cancel gigs this week due to illness.

Is there a conspiracy going on here?  Or are people just pushing too hard, too fast, after 2 years off?

1 hour ago, TomsFocus said:

Since those two being cancelled last week, Glass Animals and Years & Years also had to cancel gigs this week due to illness.

Is there a conspiracy going on here?  Or are people just pushing too hard, too fast, after 2 years off?

I don't know the two bands you mentioned but after a quick Google they look like quite young, in which case they have no excuse! 😀

 

In the RHCP and GnR case they're both getting on a bit so can maybe be excused 🤔 

1 hour ago, Turvey said:

How's the patient getting on now? 

Thanks for asking. She doing ok, sore and bruised. She took off her dressing to put new on and saw why she was sore. Considering she was told keyhole , there was a slot a mini disc( those of a certain age would remember)  could go in. 😂😂😂😂😂

On 7/4/2022 at 9:48 PM, Turvey said:

I don't like getting this text just now! 😡

Currently boarding in Birmingham for Glasgow and the gig I was going to gets cancelled!!!

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Yesterday my colleague said something about this. Sad to see this. Currently though there is a bug going around and my dad is the next person in the household to get it after my sister 

Suns out, heats here and moronic drivers on the road. It always happens when it gets hot here. Had a stupid moped rider cut in a small gap in front of me just before turning left. Could of just waited behind me then turn left 🤦

On 7/4/2022 at 4:13 PM, iantt said:

And now it's like this. 😂😂😂

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You too get into the habit of every two days =Shave your head.no need for clippers.

1 hour ago, Wino said:

You too get into the habit of every two days =Shave your head.no need for clippers.

But how do you know where to stop when washing your face!? 🤔

I've already got a lot more forehead to do than a decade ago. :laugh:

 

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