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Posted 21 July 2012 - 09:29 PM
Wat da hay-ell?
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 09:33 PM
Ok gents and ladies, just for fun- photos of the worst insults to driving please.
Any make/model accepted but must be truly crappy.
My First Car
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 09:35 PM
O M G
*Edit* Found more....
*Edit* Found more....
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:31 PM
Blimey, what have I started?
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 12:50 AM
Blimey, what have I started?
For every nice OEM style car out there, there are just as many God awful chavved up hairdryers and carbon/wood/cardboard bodied
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:26 AM
And one just to show i'm not biased.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:49 PM
Do u mean smashed up?
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:33 PM
Open to any smashed or chavved cars.
Basically anything that is an affront to anyone who loves cars.
Basically anything that is an affront to anyone who loves cars.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 04:10 PM
My chavved up pug 306 dturbo with chrome wheels and wing mirrors 
Then my pride and joy!! I'm also a landrover man
after this it had a 4" lift kit and some massive offroad tyres.
But it ended up
My head went fru windscreen and it rolled front to back not side to side
Then my pride and joy!! I'm also a landrover man
after this it had a 4" lift kit and some massive offroad tyres. But it ended up
My head went fru windscreen and it rolled front to back not side to side
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 05:07 PM
Jesus, definitely off road now.
Lucky bleeder.
Lucky bleeder.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 05:10 PM
I got out with out a single scratch!! Police said if I was in a standard car I wouldn't be alive!! I did that without speeding! I skidded on the !Removed! left by a farmer on a country road!
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 05:15 PM
Very lucky.
I don't know why farmers can't use a loo like everyone else.
I know how slippery country roads can be, I've stacked two bikes and an armed response BMW x5 on mud and s##t.
I don't know why farmers can't use a loo like everyone else.
I know how slippery country roads can be, I've stacked two bikes and an armed response BMW x5 on mud and s##t.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 05:25 PM
Oh well! To make it worse I was only 3rd party insured!! The wanted nearly 4k a year f fully comp
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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:50 AM
Not a Vauxhall (more spit!) but what's the deal if it's a VW Golf? I Golf tried to hump my 1 month old Fes - and it get's worse (no apologies in advance) - it was an estate agent and April fools day, you couldn't make this stuff up. Two weeks without the beloved Fes and stuck in a DS4 hyperchav hire car. I'm now sporting a little twin lens/logging camera thing so I can record Vauxhall owners making a balls up of everything and approaching estate agents. (spit)
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Posted 23 July 2012 - 06:43 PM
Any time I HAVE to use a Vauxhall (spit) I do my best to wreck it.
(2 corsa, 2 combo and a vectra to date - and an armed response BMW too but that's another story)
I think this is a story that should be shared!
One day.
Mystery solved!I've stacked two bikes and an armed response BMW x5 on mud and s##t.
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