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Rondy Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 Summer school holidays were over and young Jack returned to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," mother said. "I had Jack with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved." ___ I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it. Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past. ___ It has been estimated that over 70% of women have used vibrators, The other 30% buy new ones. ___ Mick and paddy start a removal business, paddy is struggling up the road with a wardrobe on his back a friend asks "Where’s mick I thought he was helping you?" Paddy replies "He is he’s in the wardrobe holding the clothes up!" ___ Paddy just landed a new job fitting mirrors on bedroom wardrobes and bathrooms. On reflection It's just something he could see himself doing! ___ My mate asked me 'How much does your wife spend on a bottle of wine?' I said about 20 minutes! ___ "I have travelled just about all over the world." "Wow, you must know geography well?" "Oh yes, I spent 2 months there once." ___ I saw a council worker tread on a snail. I asked him why he did that. He said it had been following him round all morning. ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rondy Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 My wife and l decided we would never go to bed annoyed at each other. We've been sitting up since Tuesday. ___ Just went into the shop and said "Can I pay by card? He said "No problem, what card do you have?" I said "The six of spades.." ___ “Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… " “I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…" “But you don’t understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.” “Well, in that case ma'am, you’d better hang up. He may be trying to call you right now.” ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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