Today I saw a Ford garage that was joined to a Vauxhall garage...

Blasphemy!

The assembly instructions to the big christmas tree are missing

Whilst colour coded, the tree stem has lost it's respective markers :(

That means I've got measure all the individual branches, to work which goes were :(

Google has been no help :(

LOL

Tree assembled, after quite a convoluted measuring and remeasuring exercise :o

The grey and yellow coded limbs were only had a difference of a couple of mm

Reds and oranges were only 4mm different

Only the white stubbier ones, were obviously for the top

As fast as I can my baubles on the tree: Molly is knocking them off and chasing them round the lounge. :o

So far the tinsel is unmolested

Strictly is over :( which means no more eye candy in the form of Tess and Darcy WAHHHHHHHHHH . However Every cloud means I don't have to listen to their awful singers

Not sure I'd call them eye candy. But whatever turns you on, lol.

Agree on the singers though, haha.

Strictly is over :( which means no more eye candy in the form of Tess and Darcy WAHHHHHHHHHH . However Every cloud means I don't have to listen to their awful singers

You could watch Mss. Tess and Darcy again on i-Player (if it's BBC program) or whichever catchup TV service it's on, again

Strictly is over :( which means no more eye candy in the form of Tess and Darcy WAHHHHHHHHHH . However Every cloud means I don't have to listen to their awful singers

Eye candy? Jesus! Personally I'd find Dame Edna Everage more attractive, but whatever floats your boat!!

Today I saw a Ford garage that was joined to a Vauxhall garage...

Blasphemy!

That'll be one of those forced marriages you hear about on news :o

Eye candy? Jesus! Personally I'd find Dame Edna Everage more attractive, but whatever floats your boat!!

Some of you guys are just so picky about your female attractions I don't watch strictly but these two are certainly not unattractive

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When you have attractive dancers strutting their stuff around the floor in not a lot I just can't see how tess and darcy are the eye candy, lol.

The assembly instructions to the big christmas tree are missing

Whilst colour coded, the tree stem has lost it's respective markers :(

That means I've got measure all the individual branches, to work which goes were :(

Google has been no help :(

It'll be interesting to see the end result !.

When you have attractive dancers strutting their stuff around the floor in not a lot I just can't see how tess and darcy are the eye candy, lol.

Darcy is classy . . . . :) Thinking man's crumpet . . . :)

Some of you guys are just so picky about your female attractions I don't watch strictly but these two are certainly not unattractive

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Oh I know I'm picky, which is why I have a cat rather than a girlfriend. If I never meet anyone "suitable" in my entire life then that is fine, I'd rather be single than be with someone I wasn't attracted to.

I don't like I've got far too many programs on i-Player to catch up with now Some expired today, in an unwatched state, the pop-up has just informed me.

None of them are critical, but you don't want to commence a drama with episode 4, having lost 1,2 and 3 - some series deletions are needed.

Even if I were to take a week off, didn't sleep and caught up, I still wouldn't have enough time to watch them all :lol:

It'll be interesting to see the end result !.

It's now on the "Members Christmas" thread

Darcy is classy . . . . :) Thinking man's crumpet . . . :)

Has Nigella Lawson lost her crown now?

Oh I know I'm picky, which is why I have a cat rather than a girlfriend. If I never meet anyone "suitable" in my entire life then that is fine, I'd rather be single than be with someone I wasn't attracted to.

I know several people who have 'compromised' and gone down the road of "well he/she'll do: as it's better to have someone than none". Neither is attracted to the other, both are a bit too 'needy', both feel they've been short-changed in the end, and it all ends in an acrimonious split :( Or, if not, a poor quality of life, each resenting the other.

Cats and dogs are great :) Wouldn't mind a few birds, but that would be tempting fate - Brandy would see chicken teas walking around the garden and the cats might hunt them too

I don't like having a BSOD right in the middle of doing something and losing a little data

I believe my graphics driver has gone and got itself corrupted, judging by the "events" file and memory dump

I don't like losing the end of the selotape!

I don't like losing the end of the selotape!

And then when you find it, it won't come off right across, but tears off in little strands and you're back to end hunting :(

And then when you find it, it won't come off right across, but tears off in little strands and you're back to end hunting :(

Yep, the struggles of daily life...

I don't like forgetting to put gin in my gin and tonic!! What an idiot

I don't like forgetting to put gin in my gin and tonic!! What an idiot

So, that's just a tonic and tonic!

I don't like forgetting to put gin in my gin and tonic!! What an idiot

Clearly a case of insufficient Christmas '' spirit '' . . . . . . :)

So, that's just a tonic and tonic!

Indeed it was, until I realised and added the vital ingredient...

Clearly a case of insufficient Christmas '' spirit '' . . . . . . :)

Oh don't you worry, I've got more "spirit" than Derek Acorah!!

And far more credibility too...