Fridge(lol) has come back from slimming world and has put on 1/2LB, I don't like this as it is very clear that she is now a pork chop and her backside has gone enormous as a result hahahaha.

In some cultures, the greater volume of the backside: the more desirable it's occupant/holder.

In West Africa particularly, there as such institutions, have the opposite goal of weight watchers/slimming world, rapid backside expansion to elephantine levels, through implants and continuous gorging. Wealthy skinny woman, over there will pay a fortune, to have a rear end the size of house!

It's the best man I'm worried about don't really want anyone to be best man. Well I do but he stopped talking to me lol. In laws are paying for it.. Me and her step dad are the only one's wanting to crack on with everything, Cheryl and her mum don't seem to realise it's in April lol. I think I'll be the same as you, I'm a little bit nervy now but I'll be worse on the day. Neither of us can dance for a start, well I can dad dance

In some cultures, the greater volume of the backside: the more desirable it's occupant/holder.

In West Africa particularly, there as such institutions, have the opposite goal of weight watchers/slimming world, rapid backside expansion to elephantine levels, through implants and continuous gorging. Wealthy skinny woman, over there will pay a fortune, to have a rear end the size of house!

I like something with a bit of squeeze, not Nicky Minaj squeeze, just ya know, a tight squeeze. Same with women in general I think they look much better with curves not like these stick insect models or massive women, Nigella is a good example of a fine woman. Victoria Beckham see's a crack in the floor and soils herself, Dawn French is a bit to large for me lol

Oh I forgot what I don't like today, after getting distracted with heavy expanding backsides, LOL

The gale is playing havoc with my garden structures :(

The butternut squash tower has blown over, and has knocked the smaller cucurbit frame down. :(

I've lost even more shed roof! Haven't had a chance to repair the previous wind assisted roof removal :(

I didn't think the forecast was for that much of a gale, more a swift stiff breeze

It's the best man I'm worried about don't really want anyone to be best man. Well I do but he stopped talking to me lol. In laws are paying for it.. Me and her step dad are the only one's wanting to crack on with everything, Cheryl and her mum don't seem to realise it's in April lol. I think I'll be the same as you, I'm a little bit nervy now but I'll be worse on the day. Neither of us can dance for a start, well I can dad dance

You don't have to have a best man, if you don't want one.

Best men aren't mandatory like cow passports, car insurance or VED.

Have a best woman instead :)

And equally you don't have to do the first dance.

At a mate's wedding, he's not a dancer, even a dad dancer, and she was more of a shuffler.

The first dance was a three way affair with his parents dancing and his bride sort of shuffled around them; like she was moving an imaginary heavy sack of firewood

I like something with a bit of squeeze, not Nicky Minaj squeeze, just ya know, a tight squeeze. Same with women in general I think they look much better with curves not like these stick insect models or massive women, Nigella is a good example of a fine woman. Victoria Beckham see's a crack in the floor and soils herself, Dawn French is a bit to large for me lol

There's a chap I deal with from time to time, who's originally from Mali, who is often commenting on how all the British women are way too skinny for him. In the general conversation of what sort of girth and shape he likes, Dawn French got mentioned as an example.

Apparently for him, if Ms French were to put on a few more stones and widen more, he might consider a smaller British woman. He likes women with a girth of at least 1800mm

Other than big/oversized massive women. I Don't like getting car insurance quotes when I've only got £85 in my bank and all quotes appear to be over £1200 with a minimum deposit of £200 +. . However If I want a black box I can afford insurance

£1200+ :ermm:

Would it be bad time to mention my annual premium is significantly less than your minimum payment :)

According to Accuweather, the Met Office have flood warning for here, at the moment :o

I'm on a hill, as hills go in Dorset, a relatively high hill!

If I'm likely to be flooded: most of Poole, Bournemouth and Christchurch must be under several metres of water by now, then!

The Met Office website itself, has no flood warning for here!

Just be be aware for Wales, parts of Yorks and a bit of the NW

My best man was my cousin, we grew up together under the same roof so he's more like a brother, his speech was very gentle and appropriate for the day, threw in a few jibes but nothing crude or cringing. First dance was a nervy part, we can't dance either, so we asked the dj to announce wedding party and parents to come on dance floor after the first minute...

Christmas Shopping.

Last year, it was really easy to find nice little gifts for a variety of people - friends, family, young, old, male, female etc etc.

This year - it seems the retail industry has instead declared war on parents and their bank balances! Even shops that have only ever had a few toys (even at Christmas) now have aisles and aisles of the chuffin' things!!

I'm not buying for any kids (agreed with my sister that she gets what they want rather than me guessing and getting it wrong - bung 'em a few quid for savings...sisters idea).

The only gifty things I've seen are crap! Dodgy smelly gift sets that no one likes, tins of sweets ("Ooo, thank you - just what we wanted!!" *chucks onto pile of 47 Quality Streets, 18 Heroes, 32 Roses and countless boxes of After Eight*).

Even the nice, kitchy gift stall in town hasn't got much. Unless you're buying for Mothers (My Mum doesn't particularly like them - especially from me, she knows what I'm like and that I dislike the soppy garbage lol).

So far:

- Sister has her Theory Test booked by me (and hopefully her practical in the new year)

- Mum had a holiday that she insisted was Birthday AND Christmas, meaning I'm not allowed to buy her anything else. So of course, I've respected (or is that ignored? Yeah...that's it...ignored) her wishes and booked her a Reiki Session.

Dad: will be getting HMV Voucher - I just couldn't be arsed to stand in the queue.

Left to do: my very good friends - he's late 50's and she's as old she feels (usually me - so 27 lol). And I've found nothing. Absolutely nothing to suit them!

Bah humbug!

I'm not doing Christmas next year!! The kids will get the usual cash - that's it!! Might even try and be away for it...

Christmas Shopping.

Last year, it was really easy to find nice little gifts for a variety of people - friends, family, young, old, male, female etc etc.

This year - it seems the retail industry has instead declared war on parents and their bank balances! Even shops that have only ever had a few toys (even at Christmas) now have aisles and aisles of the chuffin' things!!

I'm not buying for any kids (agreed with my sister that she gets what they want rather than me guessing and getting it wrong - bung 'em a few quid for savings...sisters idea).

The only gifty things I've seen are crap! Dodgy smelly gift sets that no one likes, tins of sweets ("Ooo, thank you - just what we wanted!!" *chucks onto pile of 47 Quality Streets, 18 Heroes, 32 Roses and countless boxes of After Eight*).

Even the nice, kitchy gift stall in town hasn't got much. Unless you're buying for Mothers (My Mum doesn't particularly like them - especially from me, she knows what I'm like and that I dislike the soppy garbage lol).

So far:

- Sister has her Theory Test booked by me (and hopefully her practical in the new year)

- Mum had a holiday that she insisted was Birthday AND Christmas, meaning I'm not allowed to buy her anything else. So of course, I've respected (or is that ignored? Yeah...that's it...ignored) her wishes and booked her a Reiki Session.

Dad: will be getting HMV Voucher - I just couldn't be arsed to stand in the queue.

Left to do: my very good friends - he's late 50's and she's as old she feels (usually me - so 27 lol). And I've found nothing. Absolutely nothing to suit them!

Bah humbug!

I'm not doing Christmas next year!! The kids will get the usual cash - that's it!! Might even try and be away for it...

Can't you introduce your two good friends to a bottle of Pussers Gunpowder Proof each?

Fridge(lol) has come back from slimming world and has put on 1/2LB, I don't like this as it is very clear that she is now a pork chop and her backside has gone enormous as a result hahahaha.

Not exactly the best thing to say if you want to "thaw" her out

£1200+ :ermm:

Would it be bad time to mention my annual premium is significantly less than your minimum payment :)

Yes, it would be a bad time to say that!! ;)

In the car ads at the bottom of the page, the photos aren't matching the titles!

There's a photo of a black Mustang with the title Ford Transit £34,995 and a photo of a grey Mondeo with the title Ford fiesta 1.25 Zetec [82] £37,027

the money football clubs pay out for top players . thy get more in a week then some people get it a year or two , plus thy would make better actors rolling round on the ground if thy been broken in two. must be some magic in them sprays .mends broken legs e.c.t

I don't like my shoulder giving me a couple of days reprieve and then reverting to almost constant excruciating pain.

It feels like the bone/joint is sticking out a bit too much so maybe I'll have to see a doctor about it. If it needs treatment I won't want to leave it and cause permanent damage.

I don't like my shoulder giving me a couple of days reprieve and then reverting to almost constant excruciating pain.

It feels like the bone/joint is sticking out a bit too much so maybe I'll have to see a doctor about it. If it needs treatment I won't want to leave it and cause permanent damage.

My cousin had something like that, that was caused by having too shallower socket for his ball joint - he had surgery; and for the first time in years, he can bowl properly. Should he ever have the desire to play cricket or throw balls for dogs

Can't you introduce your two good friends to a bottle of Pussers Gunpowder Proof each?

He's banned from receiving alcohol as gifts - he has far too much in the cupboard(s) that he hasn't touched lol

And his lovely wife can't stand the stuff & rarely drinks anyway lol

the money football clubs pay out for top players . thy get more in a week then some people get it a year or two , plus thy would make better actors rolling round on the ground if thy been broken in two. must be some magic in them sprays .mends broken legs e.c.t

Some of them get more in a week than most public will get in 20 years...

First the squash tower, then the cucurbit frame, then some of the shed roof, now the gale has unwrapped the enviromesh off the young beans :(

I don't like eating a couple two many apples, I'm now somewhat bloated and am awaiting the sudden urge for a No.2 That surely follows a big intake of fibre in one go

I don't like eating a couple two many apples, I'm now somewhat bloated and am awaiting the sudden urge for a No.2 That surely follows a big intake of fibre in one go

Don't think anything will top my friends effort of sitting down with a kilo bag if dried apricots as he watched a movie... The horror he felt as he reached into the bag to find it empty after being to engrossed in the movie to realise how many he was eating...

Don't think anything will top my friends effort of sitting down with a kilo bag if dried apricots as he watched a movie... The horror he felt as he reached into the bag to find it empty after being to engrossed in the movie to realise how many he was eating...

A kilo! :o

I once ate a 250g bag: and result was quite explosive an hour or so later, but a kilo

Dried apricots are far higher than the more well known prunes and figs for their fibre content.

One of the parents of the hybrid Sharonfruit; the kaki, is higher than dried apricots but they are an acquired taste - too sweet to the point of cloying: yet as tannic as old teabag that's been soaked in oak chips! You'd struggle to eat more than a couple of kaki. They're only palatable when they are going off: like our medlars