And far more credibility too...

What do you mean!? Mr. Acorah is a very honest person, I'm sure... ;)

What do you mean!? Mr. Acorah is a very honest person, I'm sure... ;)

Oh yeah, of course.....

What was that noise off camera ??? Ooohhh scary!!! :p

I don't like forgetting to put gin in my gin and tonic!! What an idiot

I'd be ousted from the family if I did that to my grandparents.

A good G & T is necessary for a relaxed evening in your older years. (Or younger in my case) :D

When you have attractive dancers strutting their stuff around the floor in not a lot I just can't see how tess and darcy are the eye candy, lol.

I couldn't remember all of their names lol. Besides Olla will be a Mummy soon, phwoooarrrrrrr, lucky baby is she breast feeds hahahaha. Nothing wrong with Darcy, she'd be flexible as for Tess, she has the Accent and the pins

I'd be ousted from the family if I did that to my grandparents.

A good G & T is necessary for a relaxed evening in your older years. (Or younger in my case) :D

Indeed, I like my G&T, as much as it may be considered an "old ladies" drink.

Forgot to put in the last one, Ghana, Nigella Lawson, what a woman she is!!!!!

Knows how to cook too, what more could you want!?

Knows how to cook too, what more could you want!?

Indeed. Shame you can't lock them in the kitchen anymore... These days they want "equal opportunities"

Indeed. Shame you can't lock them in the kitchen anymore... These days they want "equal opportunities"

Nowt wrong with that old lad, means they can't win the go to work and pay your jeffing way argument. Although I would gladly lock Nigella up in more ways than one

This escalated quickly...

Matt you might be interested in this...

(Viewer discretion is advised) :D

You were warned!

HAHAHAHAHAHA love it, that's brilliant

The set it on fire part killed me!

Turning the subtitles on makes it even worse...so far I've had;

"let's go at it on the bowling green"

"What a juicy salted bream"

"I am a complete !Removed!"

Wtf?

I liked the last about 30 seconds lol. Especially the humming/moaning noises she made

The set it on fire part killed me!

Turning the subtitles on makes it even worse...so far I've had;

"let's go at it on the bowling green"

"What a juicy salted bream"

"I am a complete !Removed!"

Wtf?

PMSL at the subtitles :lol:

"am almost embarrassed at the cheese that I have"

"the deed flags because it always feels like a tweet"

"the cement and pastry wafting through the house and coming in"

"a very ready ariola"

"a bit risky but you have to thrust me, my clamp vest is"

"it my swede choices"

"I think I just missed work........nancy kimmelman quit"

"I'll haven't a thing, by the side of the chalk"

"become, become, become because I own some concrete and"

"and a big wild fountain of it on Dave's feet"

PMSL at the subtitles :lol:

"am almost embarrassed at the cheese that I have"

"the deed flags because it always feels like a tweet"

"the cement and pastry wafting through the house and coming in"

"a very ready ariola"

"a bit risky but you have to thrust me, my clamp vest is"

"it my swede choices"

"I think I just missed work........nancy kimmelman quit"

"I'll haven't a thing, by the side of the chalk"

"become, become, become because I own some concrete and"

"and a big wild fountain of it on Dave's feet"

I do love the YouTube subtitles sometimes! :lol:

put this temporarily in the "Things I like" thread, by mistake

Tonight's burnt mouth was bought to me by a piece of stir fried carrot: that was exceptionally hot once rested against my palate/upper left gum

I have blisters

put this temporarily in the "Things I like" thread, by mistake

Tonight's burnt mouth was bought to me by a piece of stir fried carrot: that was exceptionally hot once rested against my palate/upper left gum

I have blisters

I think you need to take more care while eating!! I haven't burnt my mouth in months, thanks to the exceptional pain caused the last time I did it and me not wishing to repeat that.

It was the first mouthful :(

Today a carrot, earlier in the week a sultana.. :o

The blueberry and blackberry ice-cream is helping to soothe it :)

It was the first mouthful :(

Today a carrot, earlier in the week a sultana.. :o

The blueberry and blackberry ice-cream is helping to soothe it :)

Ice cream is indeed a good idea. They say these things come in threes, so I dare not wonder what the next thing will be to burn your palate...

Ice cream is indeed a good idea. They say these things come in threes, so I dare not wonder what the next thing will be to burn your palate...

A mince pie might be good candidate, there's a lot of them about at the moment, even Barclays had them on the counter, on Friday. Free pens and mince pies for their customers, while you bank.

Or a sausage roll, the sausage part can hold on to it's heat

I don't like walking back to the car loaded with shopping to find my remote locking isn't working...and theres a man shouting about a hooded youth trying to nick his car...

...Turns out mine was 4 spaces away, too many dirty black Focii about atm!

I don't like being nearly reversed into in the asdas carpark, I had to sound my horn or they would've.

I don't like drivers who think they are a law unto themselves and park in a police coned no-parking area then move the cone back past their car (without adjusting the angle of the car).

What do they feel gives them the right!

I don't like drivers who think they are a law unto themselves and park in a police coned no-parking area then move the cone back past their car (without adjusting the angle of the car).

What do they feel gives them the right!

Let's not forget those who cone off the space outside their house to ensure a parking space when they return